June 11, 2012, 6:47 p.m.
A Christmas we won't soon forget: The story of the ring
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Okay here’s what went down a couple of weeks before you guys came back home Blaine called me and asked me to help him with something. That night he couldn’t talk Kurt was home and near by but emailed me a picture of a ring and asked if I thought you would like it. Kurt looked at his left hand. Yep that’s the ring said Dave. Anyway I got the picture and looked at it and I asked what is your plan. He said he wanted to buy it and propose to you with it. The problem he had was the jewelry store that had it was in West Lima not New York. He needed for you to be distracted or out of the way. I told him to let me handle it and to call when you guys got in to town. Well you guys arrived and Blaine called me time you got here and asked me for help the next day. So I called you Kurt and asked you to come and hang out with me and have lunch. You agreed to it which surprised me and said to not tell Blaine even. Too perfect. So I texted Blaine and told him you agreed to lunch the next day and I would grab you from the house around 11 the next morning. It was during our little catch up session that Blaine went and bought the ring. He was soo proud of that thing and had even planned a special proposal too. That part didn’t work out quite right but it was still perfect. Blaine was supposed to sing not me but hey that to turned out perfect anyway. When I heard Blaine had been jumped and was hurt. I was panicked and thought they took the ring. Then the jewelry store called the house the day before Blaine woke up saying the ring was in and ready to be picked up well lets just say I was relieved that it wasn’t gone. Then Blaine called me from the hospital and asked me to get it for him and I did.
When did he call you asked Kurt. I or his parents were always with him. Oh when his mom was there she was in on his whole little plan said Dave. Blaine is a sneaky little shit when he wants to be said Dave. Yeah Blaine can be said Blaine from the doorway.
Good god how long were you back there said Dave. Long enough smiled Blaine. You couldn’t keep the story of the ring a secret any longer could you smiled Blaine. Nope sorry dude said Dave. Carole said if you want dessert and you have had a shower bring your butt downstairs. Other wise get your funky butt in a shower said Blaine.
Well the love birds have mine, The Andersons and Finns are tied up said Kurt. David is in the hall bathroom said Trent from the door way he just went in behind me. So that leaves my dads said Kurt. Nope called Thad. Nick is in there. Well good grief said Rachel. I agree and have to pee said Blaine. I am going downstairs to go said Blaine. Be a rude warbler and invade David said Wes. Its closer come on. Fine said Blaine.
I think its a fair bet we aren’t all showering tonight said Rory as he entered the room. Probably right said Finn. Its one in the morning too said Rachel. And 3 bathrooms have 3 couples in them having “couples time” said Santana. Speaking of couples where is Sebby asked Dave. He is watching a game with Burt and Ken downstairs said Thad. Of course he is sighed Dave. He loves watching me play. The bathroom door finally opened and out came Tina and Mike. Finally shot Santana come on Brittany. There is no hot water said Mike. Ugh okay well we can all pee at least said Santana. For sure said Puck and Quinn. I am gonna check on Blaine since David is screaming about space invaders invading him said Kurt.