Inside the Hummel house chaos was breaking out. Carole was trying to do a simple head count to see who was there and who wasn’t and not one person was staying still and forget about being quiet for two seconds. ENOUGH. KNOCK IT OFF ALL OF YOU, STAND OR SIT STILL AND SHUT UP ALL OF YOU yelled Sue. The room dropped deathly quiet on that note. All right much better said Carole as she did a quick head count. Rory is in the laundry room she said, Dave is in the hall bathroom. Will, Burt, Ken and Blaine are outside. Kurt is behind me. Finn Puck and Sam are upstairs pulling trash and restocking bathrooms and in here are Emma, Sue, Hannah, Rachel, Mercedes, Quinn, Sugar, Brittany, Sebastian, Artie, Wes who just came busting in the door. Gotta pee really bad sorry and someone is in the hall bathroom. Fuck said Wes as he fled up the stairs. Mike, Tina, and Santana. So that leaves David, Trent, Jeff, Nick, and Thad still missing. Plus we now have Miss Lauren with us said Carole. Hi Jeff is here. I heard my name what was I volunteered for and I need to pee so please make it quick he said while bouncing on his heels. Nothing go on upstairs and find a bathroom said Carole. Mine should be open said Hannah. It should have been the whole time she added. Thank you be right back and Nick is getting out of his Dads car too yelled Jeff from the stairs. So Nick is accounted for then smiled Carole. Alright gang lets start getting ready for bed said Sue. No dessert called Finn from the stairs. No smiled Emma you will get dessert after baths are had. We have pies and Sue has a surprise for Blaine. Yummy smiled Finn. I have trash move your bum out me way Finn said Rory from behind Finn on the stairs.

Just as Rory grabbed the door knob to open it to take out the bag of trash he had Blaine and the others including Nick and Trent came lumbering in the door. Hi smiled Rory at all of the faces. Hi they all replied. Here is your sandwich you asked for said Kurt as he stepped past Carole. Yum I am starving smiled Blaine as he took a bite.

All right scoot kids said Sue get your butts up stairs and get showered and ready for dessert and gifts. Presents yelled Jeff. Yes Jeff presents smiled Carole. Make those showers quick house rule is down you can share with your spouse, partner or significant other again tonight said Burt. Ten minutes tops no funny business said Carole as she looked at Kurt, Sebastian, (who shrank several inches) Blaine and Dave. There are 3 bathrooms get to it shot Carole. Four said Hannah you keep leaving the one in my room off your list. Sam you and Mercedes may use my room. Oh God said Rory more sheets to wash. Thank you said a blood red Sam. Go on you two smiled Ken.

The group started scattering and heading up the stairs towards the various rooms and bathrooms. Quiet soon fell over the kitchen. How are you Blaine baby asked his mom. I am tired but okay said Blaine. The sandwich hit the spot too I was so hungry added Blaine. Good baby I was concerned about how you would take what your dad had to say tonight said Hannah. It was good mom don’t worry so much smiled Blaine. Not worried just concerned baby said Hannah. You and your dad have such a fractured relationship is all. Had mom smiled Blaine. Dad and I had a nice talk. We will be okay now. I will be okay said Blaine as soon as I go pee. Man this sucks excuse me for a minute groaned Blaine.

Upstairs

Sam and Mercedes grabbed their bags and slipped off into the Andersons room for their private time. Though Sam hated the idea of being told to go and have sex. It had been a full week and a day since he had had the chance to even think about it let alone do it so he was more than willing and grateful for the chance to get some quality time in with his fiance. So was Mercedes to be honest.

Kurt’s Room

The rest of the girls were hold up in there and waiting for the bathroom.Tina and Mike were in it having a moment or two of couple time as Mike called it. The other girls were discussing the nights events.

I can not believe that little hobbit didn’t tell any of us girls he was planning to propose gripped Rachel. Well he did have that whole getting his ass kicked thing getting in his way said Santana. I live with him all year though he never said anything before we came home either shot Rachel back. Well no offense but you have a lousy track record with secrets said Quinn. One time I spilled the secret one time groaned Rachel. Twice smiled Sugar twice. You squealed on Finn and Puck about senior skip day too. Fine two times said Rachel. What I want to know said Santana is how he bought that ring without Kurt knowing about it. I can answer that said Dave from the doorway. Do tell said Rachel.

I helped with that so did Sebby said Dave. Blaine called me the day after you guys got here from New York and asked if I could distract him for a couple of hours the next day for him. I said of course and called Hi Kurt said Dave. What about Kurt asked Kurt as he entered the room. Just telling the girls the story on how the ring came to be for you. Oh really well I would love to know that too said Kurt as he sat slowly onto the foot of his bed beside Rachel. Do tell Dave how did that work out said Kurt. Okay said Dave remember the night I called you and invited you to lunch the next day to catch up and shit. Yes I do groaned Kurt. You okay asked Brittany. No but go on Dave said Kurt. No whats wrong asked Dave. I have to pee okay. The bathrooms are all taken tell your story snapped Kurt. Hold up be right back said Dave as he left the room.

You are moody tonight snapped Rachel. I have to pee is all get off my case Rachel shot Kurt. Where is Blaine asked Quinn. He is with his parents talking again groaned Kurt. Six toilets in this house and none available. I never thought the day would come that that would happen moaned Kurt. Be right back said Rachel as she scurried off the bed yelling for Finn. Who appeared a moment later.

What Rachel said Finn. Who is in your shower asked Rachel. The Shuester’s Why said Finn. Kurt has to pee really bad said Rachel. Who is in your parents room asked Santana. My parents I believe said Finn. Okay buddy your dad said you can use his come on Kurt said Dave. Thank you Dad mumbled Kurt as he hurried out of the room. Do not tell your story until I get back called Kurt. I won’t said Dave. You won’t what said Puck as he entered the room. Tell how Blaine got the ring. Ohh I want to know said Puck as he flopped down on the bed head on elbows feet in the air like a teenage girl waiting for gossip. Well when Kurt gets back I will tell you all said Dave. Okay Kurt feels better and is back said Kurt as he walked back into the room. Hold up said Wes as he came into the room. If you’ve got embarrassing Blaine stories I want to hear them and the hall bathroom is now available said Wes. I am now a clean Warbler. Not embarrassing but still a good little tale smiled Dave.