Much to Sebastian’s disdain he was put in the back seat with Kurt instead of up front with Dave. This sucks you know shot Sebastian to the front of the car. You also know its safer for him to be up front. We discussed this shot Dave from the front seat. Doesn’t mean I have to like it and you could have had Kurt drive at least said Sebastian. Sebby my car my rules now stop whining or you get nothing from me later said Dave. A moment later Kurt’s phone went off. A text from Blaine.

to Kurt: Sebby lol

to Blaine: yes Sebby its Dave’s pet name for Sebastian.

to Kurt: hahhahaha its funny shit. Kurt we have a problem

To Blaine: what whats wrong babe

To Kurt: laughing made me need to PEE REALLY BAD all of the sudden

To Blaine : Oh shit okay

Um Dave called Blaine. Yeah whats up asked Dave. We have a huge problem. I need to pee like now. Oh fuck said Dave as he jerked the car into a gas station and slamming the car into park. Sebby go see if its open and hurry. Its open Sebastian called a second later pointing to someone coming out. Kurt jumped from the car and was scrambling to get Blaine out of the car. Hurry cried Blaine. I can not hold it very long. We know said Dave as he scooped him up. Kurt open the door. Sebby get a bathroom open don’t fucking care which. Just get one of the doors open. Move now Dave barked as he ran with Blaine up in his arms. Kurt yanked open the store door and watched Dave run down the store towards the back of the store on Sebastian’s heels. Dave placed Blaine on the floor and pantsed him all in one swift motion and had him seated in the nick of time too. Dave slumped against the wall every muscle in his body on fire. You are heavier than you look he said to Blaine. You didn’t have to carry me I am capable of walking on my own said Blaine. Sorry you sounded desperate and I can run faster than you could walk said Dave. You okay by the way. Not wet or anything. I don’t think so said Blaine who was suddenly feeling very unsure of himself. If I did pee on you I am so sorry said Blaine. I’m dry so you may be okay on that front said Dave. These sudden intense urges are gonna be the death of me cried Blaine. Whoa dude its okay no need for the tears said Dave. I’m so frustrated. I peed on the carpet outside the hall bathroom this morning not a full bladder but I felt myself losing it and screamed at Kurt to do something. I feel so useless and so abusive towards all of you. I should be wearing diapers cried Blaine. Your not useless and your not abusive stop that now said Dave. We do not mind doing for you. Even if its wind sprints with you across our shoulders through a gas station store laughed Dave painfully. Thanks said Blaine as he redressed himself and flushed the toilet and washed his hands. It just sucks is all said Blaine. All better asked Dave and you look dry to me. I am dry thanks and yes lets go said Blaine. The other two stood on the other side of the door waiting as patiently as possible.

You alright babe asked Kurt. I’m great now said Blaine. You make it alright asked Kurt. Yep smiled Blaine barely but I made it. Lets go eat I’m starving. Sebastian stood not saying a word just glaring at Dave. I can walk this time said Blaine with a goofy grin I promise. That was the same goofy grin Kurt had received the day Blaine had transferred to McKinley. He loved that dopey smile.

Back in the car.

Blaine offered and decided to appease Sebastian and rode the rest of the way in the backseat. Dave didn’t like it but reluctantly agreed to it. Kurt sat and held Blaine’s fingertips the rest of the drive to the banquet hall. When they pulled up Dave asked to speak to Blaine alone for a second. Sebby you and Kurt go on in. You did say you needed to use the bathroom didn’t you babe smiled Dave. Yeah I do but I can hold it to walk in with you said Sebby. No, no need Kurt go on in we will be right behind you said Dave. Alright I will get Blaine a plate his stomach is growling rather loudly said Kurt. Sorry blushed Blaine. I did say I was hungry said Blaine. I know. I love you babe said Kurt. I love you too said Blaine.

Outside by the car

Alright Dave whats up you have me nervous said Blaine the moment the other two walked off. I am fine. I thought I should give this back to you said Dave. Your mom handed it to me this morning to give you as I was the one you asked to go get it. Get what asked Blaine. You did not forget about this said Dave as he opened the box. Oh that said Blaine slapping it closed and shoving it into his jacket pocket. Do you have the Cd and the guys ready to sing Marry you with me to him asked Blaine. We do and I am still shocked you wanted me to sing with you said Dave. You have a great voice who did you recruit and did you keep it from Kurt asked Blaine. Finn, Puck, Artie, Mike, Rory, and your warbler buddies we are all going to sing back up for you. Your little incident provided the perfect distraction said Dave. I never got to practice even once sighed Blaine. Can you sing lead for me and I will sing the marry you parts to Kurt. I know the chorus as least asked Blaine. I can do that smiled Dave. Lets go I need to pee and I am starving smiled Blaine. Right lets go don’t need Kurt suspecting you and I are up to no good remarked Dave. But we are grinned Blaine. Lose the dopey grin dude it gives you away said Dave. OOPS said Blaine.