ItsNotUnusual12
June 5, 2012, 9:32 a.m.
Klexting: Calculus
K - Words: 332 - Last Updated: Jun 05, 2012 Story: Closed - Chapters: 3/? - Created: Jun 05, 2012 - Updated: Jun 05, 2012 295 0 0 0 0
Author's Notes:
Thank you, all, for the reviews! It really does make my fingers move a tad faster, as this quick update proves. :)
I'm also completely open to prompts & suggestions. So if you have any, please include them in your review, and you'll also get a mention. Win-win for all.
Right, that's enough of my rambling. Onto the story!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. NOPE.
Kurt: Save me. Save me now.
Blaine: Why?
Kurt: It's 3:30.
Blaine: Yes… well done…
Kurt: You're missing the point.
Blaine: You haven't made on.
Kurt: 3:30. Berry Hissy Fit Time. BHFT.
Blaine: You have a BHFT?
Kurt: It was only Finn's horror. But then they broke up. So now it's just my horror.
Blaine: Just yours?
Kurt: Apparently I'm a good person to rant to. And everyone sees it coming. They run a mile away. Leaving me to deal with her. Cos they're lovely people.
Blaine: Not all the time. You can be a right bitch when you want to be.
Kurt: Yes. Oh God, one second.
Blaine: You still alive?
Blaine: Kurt?
Blaine: Hello?
Blaine: Has she bitten your head off?
Blaine: Should I start arranging your funeral?
Kurt: Yes, hi, hi, yes, not yet.
Blaine: Oh, good. What happened?
Kurt: She shouted. I didn't listen. She sent me to Coventry. Again. They (the ND cowards) returned.
Blaine: Aaaah.
Kurt: How's Biology going?
Blaine: Zyzzyva.
Kurt: Stop.
Blaine: Hogget.
Kurt: I don't care.
Blaine: You do.
Kurt: I really don't.
Blaine: Dottie.
Kurt: No.
Blaine: Emmet.
Kurt: Not listening.
Blaine: Kereru.
Kurt: I really don't care.
Blaine: Yes, you do. PERCHERON.
Kurt: Oh, my God. This is worse than BHFT.
Blaine: The burn is tremendous(!)
Kurt: Oi. I dislike having the Sarcasm King title ripped from my hands.
Blaine: Do you?
Kurt: Yes.
Blaine: Then I promise to never rip your title from your hands again.
Kurt: Yay.
Blaine: Ouzel.
Kurt: Please, stop.
Blaine: Why should I?
Kurt: I'm trying to do Calculus.
Blaine: What question are you on?
Kurt: 5.
Kurt: Out of 15, before you ask.
Blaine: Here are the remaining answers. 5, 7, 12.5, 0, 2/0.5, reciprocal, 74, 1, 876543, because Paul earns a higher ratio.
Kurt: What was that? Paul definitely does not earn a higher ratio.
Blaine: I'm providing you with Calculus answers!
Kurt: Dare I ask why?
Blaine: So you finish quicker.
Kurt: I'm not coming up to Dalton.
Blaine: Aww, please?
Kurt: No.
Blaine: Your Calculus is easy, though. And I just gave you all the answers!
Kurt: You should be learning Biology. PAUL IS NOT IN MY CALCULUS TEXTBOOK! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO PAUL IS!
Blaine: I've finished Biology.
Kurt: You've finished annoying me with your weird animal names, that is true.
Blaine: Exactly! That's all I have to learn!
Kurt: Uh-oh. Berry calling. Another BHFT, I think.
Blaine: Oh how I'd love to be you.
Kurt: OI! Remember the Sarcasm King title here, Blaine Mark Anderson?
Blaine: Remembered and in my hands at Dalton. If you want it back you're going to have to come up and get it.
Kurt: Nope.
Blaine: You know you want to, really.
Kurt: Nope.
Blaine: Spoilsport.
Kurt: I'm going now. See you at the weekend. K xx
Blaine: Can't wait. Night. xx
End Notes:
There, done. Don't think this is as good as the last one, personally. Please review, and also if you have ideas/suggestions/prompts please please put them in your reviews.
Have a good day! :)