Chapter 2 “Hangovers” notes!

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so, the timeline for this episode was a little weird.  Since this is an AU, I can change shit to make it make sense. Lol. Some lines'll be tweaked.. I hope you enjoy. :)

glee's timeline is weird in alot of places. (like in 'born this way', Mr. Schue says its self acceptance week, but it spans two weeks within the episode. No lie. Rewatch it, and count how many times everyone is wearing different clothes! Lol I swear)

Chapter 2: Hangovers

"Hey Kurt!" Kurt heard his dad call from downstairs.

'Crap' he thought. He started rapidly rubbing his skin cream on so he could get down to his dad before he can come to him.

"Come give me a hand with these eggs!" he continued.

And then he'll find Blaine in his bed…"I'll be down in a minute!" Kurt yelled. He could hear his dad ascending the staircase. This was so not cool!

"What the hell is a shard egg? Is that- is that the same thing as a scrambled egg?" Burt shut the cookbook.

Kurt heard his dad getting closer and he knew he was already caught. He immediately had to get out of his panic, and look like nothing was out of the ordinary. His dad entered his room and sounded slightly confused.

"Hey, What's this? Today was the day you were supposed to teach me all about brunch?!"

Kurt peeked out from his bathroom. "I'll be down in a sec."

Burt looked shockingly at him.

Wait a minute, If he was in there, then who?...

Blaine sat up, not seeing anything, but rubbed his eyes and sighed.. "Where am i?"

In Kurt's bed, Blaine couldn't remember why he wasn't in his bed, but he wasn't ready to wake up.

"Oh! Uh, I'm sorry… My bad." Burt looked at Kurt, and then at Blaine before walking out of the room, and looking back in one more time and Blaine turned back over.

'I'm in trouble' Kurt thought…. And he knew it was true.

Though his dad didn't seem bothered now, he knew he was just going with it for now. He'd hear about this later.

'I'm gonna kill that kid.' Burt thought about his son for a moment…  Why the hell was there a boy in his bed? He had only met Blaine briefly, but he knew that he was gay. That only made him angrier. He knew he had to stay calm, and wait for Kurt to come to him about it. But this was completely inappropriate! Why in the hell would Kurt think that it was ok to have a guy sleep over, in his bed without permission? Of course I would never give him permission, but this was crazy. There had better be a logical explanation.

"Blaine! Get up! We have to go to school!" Kurt called. Blaine just groaned, and didn't move. "Blaine, come on, seriously. This isn't cool, were gonna be late." Blaine sat up, but he looked around, his thoughts flowing back to his brain slowly.

"What happened last night?"

Kurt was shaking his head, his eyes boring into Blaine's wild hair. "Cliff notes version, you got hammered, had sex with Savannah, and then wouldn't tell me how to get to your house, so you passed out, and I had to push you up the stairs to get to my room while you asked me, quite a few times, to make out with you."

Blaine blinked a few times.

Oh man. He had sex last night?

He had sex with Savannah last night? Right. Yes. He remembered that.

Vaguely.

Wait, he slept with a girl?

No wonder his... length, was kind of sore.

He wanted to kiss Kurt? he always thought about that at random moments since learning he had feelings for him during Valentines week, and he didn't know why, but he told Kurt?! oh my gosh that is so embarrassing!

Oh man.

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(lots of cannon coming up, but there's a lot of original stuff slipped in. Please bear with me. So sorry. I'll try to get rid of as much canon as I can.)

School was not fun for anyone in the Glee club on this Monday morning. Mercedes walked up to Tina in the halls as the bell rung. Both of their heads pounding.

"I need to close my locker and it's gonna sound like a gunshot." Tina said, closing her locker to a crack, but deciding against closing it.

"I have had, the worst hangover since I woke up this morning." Mercedes added.

"I've been dry heaving all day and when my mother asked what the sound was, I told her that I was practicing bird calls." Santana mumbled shutting her locker.

"My parents knew I was drunk the second I walked in the door, because I barfed all over the shoe rack, and I still feel like I'm dying." Savannah said joining the group as they passed her locker.

"Guys," Mike mumbled walking up from behind them, "I can't stop barfing."

"Please don't say barf!" Tina said, wishing she'd screamed it, but the loud noise would've been awful.

"I got a whiff of hairspray add went Linda Blair in the girl's bathroom." Santana said.

Mercedes looked disgusted.

"Me too." Savannah added.

"I told my mom I had the flu, and she made me a traditional tea made out of… panda hair." Mike said grossly.

“My parents denied me any juice this morning, leaving me to suffer.” Savannah said.

Mercedes again, looked like she would barf.

"Can we talk about anything else?" Tina said angrily.

They rounded the corner only to run into Artie with a canister in his hand and plastic cups, Brittany suckling a lollipop and pushing Artie's chair, Quinn clutching her book, and Sam doing the same.

"How about some bloody Mary's ya'll?" Artie asked, extremely chill.

"Are you kidding me? The last thing I wanna do is drink?!" Mercedes said.

"It'll help your hangover. That's what bloody Mary's are for. Hair, of the dog, that done bit, yo, ass!"

Brittany started handing out cups.

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Mr. Schue was really impressed watching his glee club perform. Their choice of props and costumes were perfect. Their singing was always on point, but their acting in this current number really caught him off guard!

"I was unaware how fine you was before my buzz set in!"

Their choreography was wobbly, but still in sync, and they all looked like they were hung over. What a great number!

"to my independent mamas who can buy they own bottles if ya looking like a model, when them broke fellas holla tell them bye! Hold ya drinks up high! High."

This was so awesome! Truly an awesome performance, but the song would definitely not be acceptable for the assembly. It completely glorified drinking.

"Well done you guys! I mean you always bring it with the singing, and the dancing, but what I was really impressed with today, was your acting! I truly thought that some of you guys were drunk!"

Everyone looked pleased. "We take out craft seriously!" Artie said.

"The problem is, though that song is great, but it kind of glorifies drinking don't you think? I mean we're supposed to sing a song about the 'dangers' of alcohol for this assembly."

They all looked a little numb for a moment, until Mercedes said, "well good luck finding a song that does that." She looked totally glazed over, and felt very dizzy.

"Mr. Schue? First of all that vest is very cute!" Rachel said walking to the center of the stage. "You are all kinds of awesome!"

'wha-' Mr. Schue sighed looking at her. 'i'm all kinds of awes-'...

'oh god, they are drunk.' Mr. Schue realized.

Rachel grabbed onto the side of mike, and he stood oblivious to her as she continued. "but second, maybe there's really no songs about the dangers of drinking, because there's really…. None as long as you have a proper designated driver." Rachel pulled Mikes shirt up slightly. "Have I ever told you how great u are?" she told him looking up at his face.

Tina was uncool with that, and she left where she was standing to pull Mike away from Rachel.

Santana looked like she was on the verge of tears, Artie was ready to fall asleep, and Rachel was going to fall over.

It was still sinking in, for Mr. Schue though.

They all were drunk.

During alcohol awareness week.

And this week, is gonna be a long one.

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After warbler rehearsal, Blaine and Kurt were getting some coffee at the Lima bean, and Kurt was telling Blaine everything about the party.

"Ok I didn't drink that much!" Blaine giggled.

"Are you kidding? You were so smash faced that you spent the entire night sucking Savannah Lake's face! Talk about a straight drunk!"

"I didn't even feel like I drank that much." Blaine said looking at his phone at an incoming text message.

"Do you even remember anything that happened?" Kurt asked.

"Ha! let me think. I remember you putting a blanket over me and Savannah. Then feeling AMAZING!"

Kurt rolled his eyes. what is so great about sex? he just didnt know. nor did he care actually. sex kind of freaked him out.

Blaine was responding to a text.

 "Who's that" Kurt asked him, seeing Blaines smile completely go away.

"My dad. He said I am grounded for the rest of the month for not coming home last night and i need to get home right now." Blaine showed Kurt the text.

“You have to go?” Kurt asked.

“Naw. He's working out of city for the next two days. He left this morning. He's not even home to see me not there.”Blaine said nonchalantly.

"Are you gonna be okay though when he gets back? you look worried."

Blaine thought about it. thinking to the party, all he would have to do is say that he spent his night with a girl, and his dad would UN-ground him right away. he would actually probably buy him something. It wouldn't COMPLETELY be a lie. He slept in a boys bed, yes, but he actually slept with a girl.

Wow! How'd he manage that in one night?

"I'll be ok. whatever happens, its totally worth it. That party was awesome! Even if I completely embarrased myself."

"Two medium drips?" the barista said handing the cups to the boys. Kurt found that after Valentine's day, he sometimes got Blaines coffee order for himself. He wanted to imagine what Blaines lips tasted like.

'Thank you' Kurt mouthed to her, and then turned back to Blaine "Are you worried at all?" Kurt asked him.

"Worried about what?"

"Well, you slept with a girl last night..."

"So?" Blaine asked.

"You're Gay Blaine."

"I know." Blaine said. "but it still felt really nice with her last night." 'Maybe I'm bi-sexual' Blaine thought to himself. "Maybe im bi…. I don't know."

"Why are you trying to tiptoe back into the closet. You know that you are gay. Bisexual is just a term that gay guys in high school use when they want to hold hands with girls and feel like a normal person for a change."

Blaine knew Kurt was right. He knows he is gay. He went to that dance with his old friend at his old school, the only other gay guy there, and then he crushed on Jeremiah. He never really crushed on any girls. He said girls were pretty when they were, but just being polite, not being attractted to them. He is always attracted to attractive guys.

Last night though, he was attracted Savannah, but he knows that was just because of his blood alcohol level. he isnt really attracted to her. shes a pretty girl, yes, but shes a sweetheart, and pretty as a person, not cus shes a girl. And he knows that's the god honest truth. He is gay.

"I'm not tiptoeing back into the closet. i- i'm gay, i just, i dont know. i guess im a straight drunk." He paused. “or.... Bi-sexual since I wanted to kiss you too.”

Kurt blushed a bit, and so he changed the subject back to focus on, not himself.

"And aren't you worried that she might be into you now though? I mean, you guys went all the way. Like, ALL THE WAY. Thats a big deal. And how are you so calm about it?" Kurt asked, awestruck.

"I guess, I just have to talk to her next time I see her, and we'll talk I guess. Clear the air of any mixed feelings that might be there for her."

Kurt shrugged. "I hope she doesn't take it too hard."

Blaine put his coffee down. "I don't really think she'll be into me sober. I mean, we were both pretty hammered huh?"

Kurt burned his lips a bit on his coffee. "Oh yeah… you were completely different people! Haha. I know Savannah well enough to know that she is a real sweetheart. And a total good girl. She only went to the party wanting to be apart of the group. She still wants to fit in."

Kurt noticed Blaine get tense, as he put his coffee down.

"What?" Kurt asked looking at Blaine.

Blaine licked his lips. "I hope I didn't take advantage of her."

Kurt's eyes bugged up. "Oh trust me, I think you were both pretty on board with each other. Your actions were mutual! Believe me."

Blaine still looked unsure though as he got up to get sugar for his coffee. He was worried now.

"Do you have Savannahs phone number?" Blaine asked Kurt. Kurt pulled his phone out and scrolled through his contacts, and handed his phone to Blaine. He called, and waited for her to answer.

"Hey Kurt." She answered quietly.

"Uh, no it's… It's Blaine."

There was a 3 second pause. Maybe she was as nervous as he was Blaine thought.

"Oh. Hi Blaine." Savannah answered.

"Hey I was wondering if you could come to the Lima bean? I think we should talk." Blaine said with no courage whatsoever.

"Uhm… I don't think I can. My parents made it pretty clear last night when I barfed in the doorway that I was to come straight home after glee club. I'm grounded."

"Oh." Blaine said, instantly guilty. "Me too. Do they know what happened at the party?"

"No, they only know that I got really really drunk. And it really didn't help that I was so drunk that Finn had to walk me to the door." Savannah answered.

"Oh… ok, maybe we can both leave glee club early tomorrow and meet at the Lima bean? I think we should really talk. We did some crazy things at that party." Blaine said with a slight chuckle.

Savannah smiled. "Yeah. I agree. That was a crazy night. But a fun party." Savannah looked around for her dad in the parking lot. "I'll ask Mr. Schue tomorrow if I can leave glee club early. I'll let you know. Have Kurt give you my phone number."

They each exchanged numbers and then just like that, the conversation was over as Savannah's dad pulled into the parking lot honking. "I've got to go. My dad is here to pick me up and I'm not supposed to be making calls on my cell. I guess I might see you tomorrow. Bye Blaine"

"Bye." Blaine replied, and he gave Kurt his phone back.

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It was weekly bonding time at the Hudmels. Kurt was teaching his dad to make a soufflé.

"Soufflé is all about the whites. If you get yolk in it, or you don't let it stiffen properly than you might as well be making pancakes." Kurt said to his dad sounding extremely bored. He wasn't bored, his mind was just preoccupied.

"Allright. Do you think the one we already made is ready yet?" Burt asked popping a strawberry into his mouth.

"Let's hope so." Kurt said boredly.

Burt moved to open the oven, and pulled out the soufflé. "allright, let's check it out. Here we go! Ta-da."

Kurt looked at the dish and sighed. "You didn't leave enough room in the dish to let it rise."

"Hey." Burt said as Kurt walked away from him. "I'm sorry, why are you being so hard on me? I would've been happy with you teachin' me how to make….. Toast."

"I'm sorry dad" Kurt said turning to stare down into the sink. "I know that this is supposed to be bonding time but.."

Burt looked at kurt and waited for him to continue.

Kurt sighed. "It's Blaine. I think he might be on the road to getting interested in Savannah."

"Wait." Burt said. "Savannah Lake from down the street?” Burt asked, and Kurt nodded.

“Okay, I'm confused. I thought he was gay too?"

"Oh he is! He is. But he and Savannah…" Kurt paused, not wanting to tell his dad too much. "at the party, their bodies were pretty much inseparable. Blaine, was experimenting i guess."

Burt decided that he would find out later what Kurt meant by 'inseparable.' Did it mean just making out or, did it go further than that. He wanted as much information about this party as he could get. But, he'd do that later.

Burt went into the fridge to get a beer. This was the perfect time to bring up this morning.

"Yeah! he's not the only one experimenting." He said looking at Kurt.

"What does that mean?" Kurt asked.

"Why was Blaine in your bed?"

Kurt didn't answer. He was looking for the right words.

Burt continued. "Look I need you to ask me, before you have someone sleep over."

"We were fully clothed the entire time. Blaine was too drunk to drive so I let him crash here. I was being responsible!"

Burt felt himself getting angry. "Wait a minute you kids are drinking now?"

Kurt knew he was in trouble, even if his dad believed that he wasn't drinking. "Finn and I didn't have any. If that's what you're worried about."

Burt sighed. No. he was worried about the fact that a bunch of teenagers are capable of throwing a party like this! Where the hell were people's parents?

"No." Burt said quickly. "What I'm worried about is you being inappropriate in my house."

"And if Puckerman had a sleepover with Finn would that be inappropriate?" Kurt said getting defensive.

"That's different." Burt said shaking his head.

"Because they wouldn't have sex?" Kurt asked. He didn't know why he was getting so defensive about this. An auto mechanism to people he guessed because everyone immediately judged him for being gay. But he knew his dad wouldn't judge him that way. He was just worried about getting in trouble.

"No, I would never allow Finn to have a girl sleepover in his bed." Burt almost yelled.

“Finn was at the party too. Is he getting reamed?”

“Finn didn't come home with a girl in his bed, and for your information Kurt, he is grounded same as you for missing curfew last night.”

Kurt was annoyed now. With his dad for grounding him, and with himself cus he knew why he was being grounded. So he didn't say anything else.

"And, I want you to apologize for being inappropriate and promise me that you'll never do it again."

Kurt thought for a second that he wasn't being inappropriate so he shouldn't need to apologize. But then after he thought about it for a second, he realized that Blaine in his bed was probably not a good idea. "Fine. I'm sorry. I won't have sleep overs with anyone who might be gay without asking you first."

"Thank you" Burt said, glad that this conversation was over.

Kurt turned to walk away now, and Burt was left in the kitchen with his beer feeling slightly awkward now. If they were throwing a party with drinks, there was probably some teen sex going on. And he was not looking forward to having the talk with his son. But he knew it needed to happen soon.

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It had been a very long week; both at McKinley and at Dalton. Savannah and Blaine were both very very nervous to meet after glee club on Friday. Savannah hadn't been able to convince Mr. Schue to let her leave early until after their performance at the assembly on Friday.

They had agreed to meet at the Lima bean at five o'clock so that Savannah would have time to get back to McKinley by 5:30 so that her dad could pick her up and not know that she had left. It was much easier for Blaine to get out of Warblers practice being that he was the lead singer. As much as Wes would bang his damn gavel about the importance of 'practice practice practice' Blaine was persuasive, and being that he gets all of the solos, he's got some pull.

Blaine saw Savannah walk into the Lima Bean and instantly felt more comfortable. She really was such a nice girl and had a light and bubbly presence about her, and seeing her, Blaine didn't think that this conversation would be a problem anymore.

As she spotted him and walked up to him, she wondered if he would want to give her a hug. He wondered if that would be awkward for them. Especially considering the fact that the last time they were in the same room, they had drunken sex.

But her wonder was cleared when Blaine outstretched his arms to hug her anyway. He figured they are friends. And if Savannah didn't think they were quite friends yet, they would be official friends after this awkward conversation.

"How was your week?" Blaine asked letting go of their embrace.

"Well, I lost my virginity to a gay guy. At a party where I got extremely drunk and felt sick for a whole 24 hours. I got grounded for a month, like all out, no internet, no phone, no dessert grounded. (exaggeration) And to top it all off, I had to try not to drink again in the three days of the week at school that remained because the rest of the New Directions were still drinking. And if I joined in with them, my parents would definitely notice and I would be dead. But other than that..." Savannah trailed off telling Blaine with a smile, and a chuckle.

Blaine was right. This conversation would be easy. There weren't mixed feelings. Sav was making this un-awkward with humor.

Thank god, Blaine thought.

"Well, my week wasn't much better." Blaine said ushering Savannah to follow him to a table and sit down. "My parents didn't know about me getting drunk, but they did ground me for spending the night at Kurt's house and not letting them know where I was until I came home from school the next day. And yeah, I'm gay and lost my virginity to a girl at a party where I got so drunk that I woke up, my best friend had to tell me why I was in his bed, and I had to think really hard to remember my weekend."

They both laughed together.

"What a party!" They both said in unison. And then laughed again afterwards.

"I just wanted to talk a little bit about what happened. And see if we were going to stay friends. I know we weren't really friends before, we only met a couple of times. But any of Kurt's friends, are my friends too." Blaine said.

"Definitely." Savannah agreed.

"So…." Savannah sighed.

"To kill the awkwardness, are we going to pretend that it never happened? Or what?"

"Well," Savannah said. "We don't have to forget that it happened. We should just never do that again. Deal?"

Blaine sipped his coffee and nodded with a smile. "Agreed."

It got quiet for a moment as they drank their coffee.

"So can i ask you a serious question?" Blaine asked.

"Sure." Savannah shrugged.

"Are you okay? Like, that was my first time so.... I didn't hurt you or anything right? i don't really remember. I just remember it feeling really  good. And then when i woke up, i was kind of sore." Blaine said with a small blush staining his cheeks.

Savannah blushed, but very uncomfortably. "I was sore too. Still am a little, but i'm okay. Thanks."

It was easy to see why Kurt liked Blaine. He was a really nice guy and he had a very dapper charm.

Blaine asked how their performance went for the alcohol awareness assembly. She told him how it was a disaster and they laughed again. They talked about telling Kurt all about it. It'd be funny, because despite Kurt liking being with the Warblers, he always talked to Blaine about missing Mckinley glee and all of their crazy!

Very soon, they wrapped it up and Savannah headed out to make it back to school to avoid getting in any more trouble. They parted with a hug, very glad to have this situation be easy. Their nothing more than friends, there is no drama, and everything is okay.

At least for now, they can be content with things being easy. But how long will that last?

Authors note: Wow. That was a little bit less canon then I thought it would be. But, having an original character will definitely do that. I hope everyone is liking it so far. I am really enjoying writing this. Please leave reviews. They are like some kind of happy drug for me. I squeal with joy whenever i get one! Thanks so much for reading!