Authors note: please read! I know its long, but neccesary!

My first fanfic! Its great though, I promise! Im no amateur I swear. I was a creative writing major. The point of views change from Kurt, Blaine, Burt, my OC Savannah, and maybe, the parents of them.

Some background for the story. Imagine all of the canon dialogue from this episode. But ive been told that its annoying to have word for word. I'll only keep whats neccesary. :)

(I'm not a fan at all of the scene where Blaine thought he was interested in Rachel. I love Lea Michele, I just can't stand Rachel, so I added a new character to the glee club, named Savannah, but I promise she isn't suckish or boring.) (and Rachel is still there, as she normally is, she just didn't kiss ever Blaine.)

So, this story is an AU! But its starts out canon. It starts at "blame it on the alcohol" in season 2. because of the added character, all of the characters relationships with her, will be new.  Season 3, is AU completely. Klaine love! This is the ONLY chapter where Blaine will be ANYWHERE NEAR intimate with someone other than Kurt! Promise! But this is the whole plot point of the story. Its the start of EVERYTHING! But I know Klainers dont want to see Blaine being with someone other than Kurt, but trust me, want to get to the rated M Klaine? Then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STICK AROUND!

Enjoy! I hope you can like it enough to review! :)

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Chapter 1, Blame it on the alcohol  All knowing Point of view

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At the bottom of the stairs, Blaine started to take off his coat, and had to let Rachel know that he isn't here to spy or anything. "I'm totally off the clock right now Rachel, I'm not a warbler. I'm just Blaine; I'm not even wearing my uniform."

Kurt found himself marveling for a short moment at Blaine in regular clothes. 'Dreamy as ever', he thought.

Sigh....

Savannah came in behind Finn and Rachel, and looked around and spotting everyone, Savannah waved excitedly. She was happy to have been invited. Being the newest member of Glee club, she  really still wanted more than anything to fit in. She seemed to be so far, but she really wanted to not be so shy around everyone. She wanted to show her happy, smiley self to break free.

Blaine got really excited suddenly pointing behind Rachel. "Is that a stage?" He asked.

"I like to give impromptu performances for our neighbors sometimes." She turned to look at Quinn as she approached her, "Hey girlfriend! Having fun?"

Kurt and Blaine took some tickets from Rachel, though they looked skeptical, but didn't question it. As Savannah walked up to her, she felt Puck grab her and pull her back.

"Don't take that," he whispered.

Savannah had gotten rather close to Puck, Mercedes, and Kurt. She feels like she knows Blaine because Kurt talks a lot about him. She lives on the same block as Kurt, and met him before anyone else. She feels like she knows Blaine just from how much Kurt talks about him, and from their meeting at the championship game, and she goes to the same church as Mercedes, so they were pretty close.

It looked like everyone was ready to leave as I was looking around when Rachel yelled, "Let's party!"

Someone turned the stereo on and blasted it! Puck brought out the alcohol, and everyone went nuts. Clothes started to come off, and even switch bodies. People were making out all over the place, and everyone suddenly found themselves feeling pretty damn drunk. The kids were doing body shots, and crazy things that no kids there age should even know about! Everyone was having a blast. Even Kurt seemed to be enjoying himself despite him not drinking.

His dad would probably kill him if he'd come home drunk. He told Savannah all about when April Rhodes started him drinking, and he got hospitalized, and grounded for a month when Ms. Pillsbury called him from the hospital saying he was there with alcohol poisoning.

"Truth and dare!" Santana yelled from the stage, followed by everyone cheering loudly. They all gathered around sitting wherever they could plant themselves, and the game started.

"Blaine!"

Blaine looked to Santana waiting for his question. "Have you ever kissed a girl?!"

Blaine just laughed and shook his head rapidly.

"Then I dare you, Blaine warbler, to kiss new girl!" Santana yelled.

Everyone gasped, and then cheered. Even Kurt was curious! "This is outstanding!" Kurt said.

Savannah looked very nervous, and was even blushing. Blaine was VERY cute, but she knew that he and Kurt are gay.

More so, Kurt is in love with Blaine, but he seemed enthusiastic about him having to kiss a girl.

Its all in good fun.

Santana was doing this on purpose though, because he is gay, and Savannah knows it. But Blaine however, in his drunken stupor, got right up from beside Kurt on the floor, and went to sit next to Savannah on the sofa. She smiled as he grabbed her face, and laid one on her.

After a few seconds, Blaine put his other hand onto Savannah's back and laid her body down onto the couch and deepened the kiss. It lasted much longer than expected, and it got intense quickly.

"Ok I think we've had enough of that hahahahaha!" Kurt shouted excitedly, but you could see the jealousy clearly on his face. Though she only met Blaine briefly at the championship game when she first started at McKinley, he seemed very nice. Everyone in the glee club was VERY fond of Kurt, who had to transfer to Dalton academy because of bullies. But hanging with Mercedes, meant hanging with Kurt, so you could say they were friends.

So she didn't want to kiss Blaine for too long. It felt like a bit of a betrayal.

She pulled away from the kiss. Only to see that Blaine was staring at her. His eyes were moving from her eyes to her lips and back again. Kind of blown with lust. Savannah smiled but was worried about making Kurt anymore jealous. Savannah wasn't quite as drunk as Blaine. not yet at least. so not wanting to take things too far, She scooted back.

"Whooo! That was crazy!" Artie and Puck shouted together. And as Blaine scooted over to not be touching savannah anymore, Santana squeezed in between them and handed them each a shot.

"Santana! You're turn!" Puck shouted, "Ever done a body shot?"

She laughed, and said, "Of course I have! I'm from Lima Heights!"

"Whoo! Lets do it!" Puck yelled as he dragged Brittany to a table. They poured salt onto her stomach right above her navel and she giggled as Artie was instantly jealous watching Santana lick her, he wanted to next.

"My turn!" Artie shouted! As he over to do one off of Brittany's stomach next! Everyone started to migrate over to the table for body shots as apparently the game of truth and dare was quickly over, except for Savannah and Blaine, who remained on the couch. "You're a very good kisser." Blaine said moving closer to her again. "You are too." Savannah said, her skin getting hotter and pinker as Blaine grabbed her face again, still inching closer.

As the night wore on, and the music continued to blare, people danced, and were completely hammered more and more as the hours ticked by. Mike spent a lot of the night with a pillow in his hands, or his arms around Tina. Right now, Rachel and Artie were spinning uncontrollably together on the dance floor, everyone with red solo cups in their hands. As the party went on and hours continued passing, the kids were just getting drunker.

Kurt booty danced on the walls sober while Blaine went from head banging like a drunken rock star with Kurt and Finn, and then back to the couch to make out with and dance with Savannah. Santana broke out into a crying spell every half an hour, and Mercedes, Tina, Quinn and Mike played lots of beer pong with all of the party goers coming straggly along to play every now and then in between dancing like idiots! Brittany might as well have been naked, and Puck and Lauren spent a lot of time getting Rachel and Savannah smash faced, and trying to get Kurt to take a drink!

A big burp into the microphone got everyone's attention.

"It tastes like pink! IT TASTES LIKE PINK! PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIINK!" Rachel screamed at the top of her lungs.

Finn and Kurt being the designated drivers were now standing on the stage watching the party as if they had nothing better to do. Kurt was dancing though, while Finn looked like he was a bit bored. Going around Finn, he danced up to him. "Are you not drinking?" Kurt yelled to be heard over the music.

"No. Designated driver. How about you?"

Kurt shook his head. "I'm still trying to impress Blaine! I can't get to sloppy." They both turned to watch Blaine pulling his hair and banging it back and forth totally not in sync with the music, and spilling his drink a little with every movement! "Clearly, he doesn't have the same concern!" Kurt added. At this point, Savannah is so far gone thanks to Puck and Santana making sure there was more alcohol in her system than there was blood and water, that she was totally being all over her. Kurt was getting more jealous whenever they of the two new friends met eyes. But neither of the new drunken friends were sober enough to notice at that point.

Blaine ascended from the dance floor; and went to walk up to Kurt and Finn on the stage.

"It is so cool that you, and Kurt, are BROTHERS! RIGHT? BROTHERS! Wow! You're so… tall!"

Kurt seemed to be amused with how funny Blaine was while drunk, even though he had been making out with Savannah all night. It was only his BAC level making him do it. He doubted that they would even remember the next morning. and he tried to keep taking comfort in that fact. The fact that this isn't Blaine warbler, this was drunken idiot Blaine.

"You having fun Blaine?" Kurt asked him laughing. Blaine looked at him and answered, "Yeah!" like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "This is the best party ever!" he shouted, alerting a giant cheer from the other party-goers Kurt put an arm around Blaine and they both walked off of the stage, Blaine tripping on the first step down.

Rachel took Blaine's place next to Finn on the stage.

"Hey," she said. "Dance with me." She wrapped her arms around Finn and started swaying with him despite the fact that the song playing in the background was upbeat.

Finn looked pretty oblivious to Rachel, knowing that she was VERY drunk. He decided to just go with it.

"I've got it going on right? That I wasn't making it up or anything?" Rachel said slurring slightly.

Finn didn't answer.

"I would do anything for you. ANYTHING!" Rachel continued.

Finn grabbed Rachel shoulders and brought her down to sit on the steps as he explained, "ok Rachel. Since this is your first time at this, I'm- I'm gonna break it down for you.

She stayed quiet.

"Guys and girl fall into certain archetypes when they get drunk. Exhibit A, Santana of the weepy hysterical drunk." Rachel tried to find her straw with her mouth and looked over to Santana.

"You like her more than me she's blonde and awesome and so smart. Admit it! Just admit it! Now kiss me!" Santana shouted in tears to her current boyfriend, Sam.

"Then Sam, who just seems to go with the flow and except everything that's going on with confusion when drunk." Finn said. Rachel didn't respond, so he moved on. "Lauren Zizes and Quinn, the angry girl drunks"

"I can't believe what you did to my body, I used to have abs!" Quinn shouted at Puck, followed by Lauren yelling, "who told you that hairstyle was cool, Geronimo?"

"Chill out!" Puck retorted.

"And Puck, who is so used to the alcohol, that he pretty much doesn't change at all. Then Britney, also known as the girl who turns into a stripper drunk." Finn continued, laughing a little, while Rachel still watched each person Finn was describing.

Artie was tossing money at Brittney as she vibrated her body. "Making it Rain whoooooo! That's my girlfriend! I love you baby!"

Rachel laughed.

Finn laughed and said, "and Artie, who encourages her!... Mercedes and Tina! Happy girl drunks!"

Rachel didn't turn to look at them, but all the girls were doing were laughing hysterically.

"Blaine." Finn said, looking around to find Blaine, only to find him no longer with Kurt, but back to making out on the couch with Savannah. "Wow. Apparently Blaine turns into a straight guy drunk."

Rachel didn't look this time either. She was too busy with her head attached to Finns shoulder.

"And then of course we come around full circle right back to you, Rachel. And right now you're being the needy girl drunk. Hanging all over me, being overly lovely it's not cool."

Rachel looked up at him and looks completely shocked, and drunkenly abashed. She patted his back a few times as she stands directly over him, she says, "well what kinda girl is this?" She faced the party. "S'play spin the bottle! Who wants to play spin, the bottle?!" She ducked down to Finn and said loudly in his ear one more time, "Spin the bottle!"

Finn sighed. This was gonna be a loooong night.

Spin the bottle was a complete jealousy game. Quinn had to make out with Artie, Lauren had to kiss Kurt, Savannah had to kiss Santana, and the last kiss was Sam and Brittany before the game dispersed. At that point, Santana was no longer okay with this game.

"You know what?! A reminder? I owns that guppy mouth! Those trouty Aerosmith lips belong to me, so." She waved her hand to them to proceed, but as the kiss lasted more than 4 seconds, Santana was having no more of it. "You know what! This is not!" She pulled Brittany's head away from Sam's. "Hey honeys! It's not a big red commercial! No me gusta!"

Rachel decided to totally out of order announce her excitement! "Whoo! Party!

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By 2 am, the party started to simmer down, but not completely. On the couch, Blaine and Savannah were shirtless, and it was not looking smart. Savannah was grinding onto Blaine. But they couldn't tell if that was all they were doing, and being that she was in a skirt, on Blaine's lap, no one could tell if Blaine had his 'business out'.

"Would you two get a room!" Finn said, seeming to be the only one besides Kurt, not getting a kick out of the sexual awesomeness that they were witnessing. Everyone else was drunlenly cheering, and whoopign and catcalling. Blaine only laughed, and they continued to do… what they were doing. Kurt was sitting on the opposite couch on his smart phone completely annoyed by Savannah and Blaine's 'sexy time'.

"Jealous Finn?" Puck shouted from behind them. Finn ignored him, and sat next to Kurt, also getting on his phone. Pretty much everyone at this party was making out except for Finn, Quinn and Kurt.

And it was bullcrap!

 Kurt looked up and the sound of a girl whimper very softly. Finn looked up too, and saw Savannah shift on top of Blaine, and Blaine's hands were on her hips.

"Are they?" Finn asked trying to fight a smile.

"This isn't happening…" Kurt said trying to turn his jealous words into strictly disbelief. He got up and found a blanket and draped it over them. If he didn't have a headache before, he had one now.

His crush, who was gay by the way, was having drunk beard sex with the new girl that he met maybe 3 times before, at a party at 3 in the morning with 8 other people here who can see them. This night was INSANE!!

Once Kurt covered the, apparently new love birds, HE turned the music up so that they couldn't hear anything, since they weren't taking Finns advice and getting a room! Hearing Savannah and Blaine having sex, was not not something that he wanted to hear.

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Under the blanket, Savannah willed a few tears to not leave her eyes. "Is it okay?" Blaine asked her, with his length pushing slowly inside of his new friend. "it's just, a lot… it hurts." Savannah said quietly, and she swallowed. "I'm okay, just, keep going..."

Blaine happily obliged her and started to lift her up and down slow. He had watched adult movies before and he had a pretty good idea what he was doing, but still, this was a girl, and he had thought he was completely gay.

Gay or not gay though, this feels amazing! He thought. It would be even better with a boy!

And tighter..... The thought alone turned him on more.

After a few minutes of having Blaine inside of her, She started to really feel it. It was starting to feel okay. She felt very full. There was just… a lot. It felt good. She moaned softly in perfect sync with Blaine's hard breaths. It didn't last long. Maybe 10minutes.

Completely drunk, neither of the two thought of anything but what they were doing, and the fact that tomorrow, they would probably be regretful.

Tomorrow, Blaine would remember that he is Gay.

Savannah would remember she was straight, and she isn't attracted to Blaine the way she was last night. But with beer goggles, none of that mattered.

The only good thing to come of this night, was the simple fact that no one got hurt, Kurt thought.

Thankfully, there were two designated drivers Kurt and Finn, so everyone was able to get home safely. Well… not everyone. After finally being able to pry Blaine and Savannah apart from their sexscapades, which didn't last too long "thank god!" Kurt thought. Blaine was too far gone to give Kurt directions to his house, so he figured he'd bring him to his house to sleep it off, and get him home in the morning. What a night!

"Blaine, come on! get up the stairs!"

Kurt tried to push Blaine upstairs to his room as quietly as he could, but he was making it very difficult!

"Kurt, this is a long way! I'm tired." Blaine mumbled.

Kurt sighed. This is ridiculous! he thought, and he kept pushing Blaine up.

"Hey Kurt, you're gay, and- and i'm gay! we should totally kiss sometimes. right? like, totally make out!"

Kurt tried to stop the smile from taking over his features, because he knew that Blaine was slosh faced, and even though he thankfully wouldn't remember sleeping with savannah clearly,  he wouldn't remember saying this to him either.

Besides, they were almost all the way upstairs, and he needed to get him all the way up there/ before he could wake up his dad and Carole.

"Right Kurt? do you want to kiss together Kurt?!"

Kurt rolled his eyes, and kept pushing. Okay this Blaine was adorable, he admitted.

"Yeah ok Blaine. Whatever. Yes. we can kiss."

They made it to Kurt's bedroom Finally, and the second Kurt closed the door, soooo glad that he didn't wake his dad up, Blaine passed out on the bed.

Kurt sighed and got started on his nightly moisturizing. when he finished, he got into some pj's and climbed into bed beside Blaine. he looked really peaceful sleeping, but Kurt pulled the covers over the both of them and turned over to go to sleep.

What. A. Night.

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Chapter end notes

I hope people Don't hate Savannah. She confessed to feeling bad because she knows Kurt likes Blaine, but as she got more drunk, her previous thoughts were clouded. I hope you guys don't judge her. She's gonna be an awesome character. She's a Klaine fan too! :) The title is “I won't interfere with Klaine” and that is Savannah's thoughts.

 And of course, know Klaine isn't together yet at this point in glee, but they'll be together within the next few chapters. Please review! i am excited to hear what you guys have to say. Constructive criticism is appreciated as well.