“Hey Kurt, you okay?” Rachel asked, sitting there snacking on carrot sticks.

“Yeah, you look warn out, sweetie” Mercedes added in, eating some salad and fries. Kurt slumped down next to them in his chair, warrily checking around for eavesdroppers before he began to speak. When he saw that the coast was clear, he began...

“It's me and Blaine” he sighed again.

“Ooh, what's going on?” Rachel asked, sounding far too curious. Kurt and Mercedes both stared at her, “Sorry, this is new to me. I'm curious” she added, they both smiled.

“Did you two have another fight?” Mercedes asked, Kurt shook his head.

“No, everything is perfect” he said, finished with yet another sigh. Mercedes and Rachel looked at eachother with confusing expressions on their faces.

“Well...you don't sound too happy for a guy in a seemingly perfect relationship” Rachel pointed out.

“If this is just an excuse to gush about Blaine being perfect whilst I'm sitting here single you can kiss my ass” Mercedes said, Kurt rolled his eyes.

“No, it's not. And Sam is right over there, Cedes. Just waiting for you” Kurt said, pointing to Sam in the glass room practising his solo for Glee club rehearsal tonight. Mercedes looked over at Sam and smiled briefly before waving Kurt's point off.

“Well then, what is it?” she asked. Kurt sighed again. Damn! He was starting to annoy himself with all this sighing! He was going to get light-headed!

“It's...I don't even know...too perfect?” he guessed.

“Too perfect? Is that even a thing?” Mercedes asked.

“I think we're in a rut” Kurt explained.

“How can you two be in a rut? You're in a secret, forbidden relationship. Going out to dinner, secret make out sessions and holding hands, never knowing if you might get caught. Sounds super exciting to me” Rachel said with a beaming smile on her face and a cunning look in her gleaming eyes.

“Yeah except...we don't really do that. Like, we don't really go out. We never leave the apartment” Kurt told them. Rachel wiggled her eyebrows.

“Ooh la la! Look at our very own Kurt Hummel, the little slut” she joked, her and Mercedes laughed.

“Yeah well...I never meant it like that. Not that we don't leave the bedroom...I meant...we just stay in his apartment. We watch movies, eat popcorn and then afterwards we have...sex” Kurt added in a hushed tone.

“Well...what's the sex like?” Rachel asked. Kurt was in shock at how forward she was being about this. Mercedes would never ask that question! Partly because she didn't want to think about Blaine being anything other than her teacher...but still!

“Rachel! I am not going to tell you about my sex life!” Kurt told her in a hushed tone.

“Okay, enjoy your rut” she finished whilst chomping off the end of a crisp french fry that she stole from Mercedes plate.

“it's good. I mean...I guess it's just got a little...predictable?” Kurt said quickly. It was embarrassing talking about his sex life with his teacher...but he needed Rachel's and Mercedes' help.

“Predictable? How? I return to my 'you're in a forbidden relationship, how can it be boring?' point” Rachel said. Kurt cringed at the word 'boring' and quickly corrected her.

“Whoa now! I didn't say it was boring, just predictable” Rachel rolled her eyes, “you know it's like, we kiss, we...fondle, we prep...Blaine-sticks-it-in-and-then-we're-done” Kurt said quickly all in one breathe, Mercedes burst out into laughter at how forward Kurt was being. Rachel seemed unphased.

“He sticks it in every time?” Rachel asked, Kurt scrunched up his face in confusion.

“You mean like...does he miss? We're not as complicated as girls, we only have one hole” Kurt explained, Rachel and Mercedes laughed.

“No! I think she means...is it always Blaine doing the...um...sticking?” Mercedes said, Rachel nodded in agreement.

“Well, yeah” Kurt confessed, blushing slightly.

“There's you're problem right there! You gotta make Blaine you're bitch” Rachel suggested, Kurt's breath caught in his throat and he began to cough.

“Excuse me?!” he asked, shocked.

“You know...make him your bitch! Make him go on his hands and knees, make him beg, pull his hair...be a top!” Rachel explained. Kurt tried to hide his arousal of the mental images of Blaine begging on his hands and knees for Kurt. He hid his face in his hands.

“I cant do that!” Kurt said. Mercedes grabbed his face.

“Kurt Elizabeth Hummel. You are fucking Prom Queen. If anyone can do it, it's you!” he nodded, feeling her hands still tight around his face. She quickly slapped both his cheeks and then let go.

“Right!” Kurt said, grabbing his bag and standing up quickly, “I'll be back” he announced.

“Where are you going?” Rachel asked. Kurt leant in close to them both.

“I'm going to tell my boyfriend who's boss” he winked and stormed off in the direction of Blaine's classroom.

Kurt knocked on the door definitively, he wasn't going to show weakness-

Wait but what if this was too far? NO! It wasn't!

“Yeah?” Blaine shouted through the door. Kurt walked in and checked the room for other people. When he saw Blaine was alone he closed the door quickly behind him.

“Yo Hummel, what's up?” he asked, continuing to mark the papers on his desk.

“Will you stop marking please? I need to talk to you” Kurt asked, Blaine's pen continued to move.

“One second...” Blaine said, continuing to mark.

“I said. Put. The. Pen. Down.” Kurt growled out. Blaine's head shot up and he dropped the pen automatically.

“Kurt?” he asked, shocked.

“Tonight. You and me. Your place” Kurt commanded. Blaine's eyebrows knitted together.

“Um...okay...” he said, sounding confused, “wasn't that the plan anyway though?” Blaine asked, Kurt laughed darkly and Blaine realised the shade of blue he saw in his dreams were now slightly darker.

“Yeah, but's it's going to be different this time” Kurt said.

“Different how?” Blaine asked.

Shit! Kurt thought. Different how?! He had planned this all out in his head whilst walking down the corridor. He was going to be powerful and mysterious. Dark and sinister yet hot and unforgettable.

But not once in his head had Blaine ever asked 'Different how?'! How does he even answer that?! BE COOL! WHATEVER YOU SAY, BE. COOL.

Kurt leant in closer to Blaine.

“This time I'm going to stick my dick so far up your ass I'm going to be able to feel the back of your throat” Kurt warned.

Blaine was utterly shocked and seemed to stutter out a few words that were inaudible to Kurt.

“O-okay” he finally said.

Kurt nodded once and strutted out the classroom in a powerful manner. He closed the door behind him and slumped down the wall outside the classroom, his face red and his heart beating a million miles per hour.

Well...that worked, Kurt thought.