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Kurt and Blaine and Facebook: Hi Ho Hi Ho


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Story: Closed - Chapters: 35/? - Created: Jun 20, 2012 - Updated: Feb 01, 2013
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Blaine Anderson: You can be the peanut butter to my jelly…

 

Kurt Hummel: You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly…

 

Blaine Anderson: You can be the Captain, and I can be your first mate..

 

Kurt Hummel: And you can be the chills that I felt on our first date…

 

Blaine Anderson: You can be the hero, and I can be your sidekick…

 

Kurt Hummel: You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split…

 

Blaine Anderson: You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'…

 

Kurt Hummel: And you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'…

 

Blaine Anderson: Don't know if I could ever be without you 'cause boy you complete me and in time I know that we'll both see that we're all we need…

Kurt Hummel: Cause you're the apple to my pie you're the straw to my berry you're the smoke to my high and you're the one I wanna marry…

 

Puck Puckerman: Leave it to you two to clog up the news feed -.-

 

Jeff Sterling: Dry heaves Klainebows, as he has no Klainebows left to puke up.

 

Nick Duval: Poor Jeffy! :( Maybe we should take you to the doctors? (:

 

Blaine Anderson: Over exaggeration much?

 

Santana Lopez: No, and the regular doctor won't help you must take him to the Love doctor (;

 

Brittany : *wanky* ?

 

Artie Freakin' Abrahms: good job honey!

 

Brittany : Honey! Watch for bears!

 

Santana Lopez: *barks territorially* shes mine -_-

 

Trent Haldwood: Backing away slowly…

 

Kurt Hummel: ^ lmao..

 

Blaine Anderson: are you going home this weekend Kurt?

 

Kurt Hummel: No why? (;

 

Burt Hummel: *stern face* *disapproving of where this is going face*

 

Blaine Anderson: Well… if it's okay with your dad, my parents have invited us to the summer house in the Hampton's for the weekend.

 

Burt Hummel: Well there be adults around?

 

Naomi Anderson: Yes Mr. Hummel, me and my husband are going as well, we just thought it would be nice for the boys to get out for a weekend of relaxation together.

 

Burt Hummel: Okay then , have fun boys!

 

Kurt Hummel: Yay!

 

Santana Lopez: W

 

Puck Puckerman: A

 

Rachel Berry: N

 

Cam Coopson: K

 

Quinn Fabray: Y

 

Tina Cohen-Chang: !

 

Mike Chang: !

 

Artie Freakin' Abrahms: !

 

Blaine Anderson: *rolls eyes* and YAY!

 

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Wes Montgomery: *Missing* Lead Warbler – Last seen with his tongue down Kurt Hummel's (second lead Warbler, also missing. *Surprised? I'm not*) throat in Mr. Lavroche's second period English class, if anyone finds them please return to their owners Wes Montgomery and David Thomson, they are greatly missed.

 

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Kurt Hummel: It's Friday, this weekend Blaine and I are going to the Hampton's with his parents, they excused us early from classes so we could pack, so you can stop over reacting.

 

Wes Montgomery: We were just worried, we didn't want our Kurtsie and Blainey-Boo to go missing!

 

Blaine Anderson: I hate my friends a lot…-_-

 

Finn Hudson: How come Blaine gets to use Kurt's face but when I use it I get in trouble. *pouts*

 

Kurt Hummel: Because he's my boyfriend.

 

Blaine Anderson: *squeals like a little girl who sees Darren Criss*

 

Kurt Hummel: ^ ADORKABLE!

 

Finn Hudson: No fair.

 

Kurt Hummel: Deal with it, hi ho hi ho it's off to the Hampton's we go, la la la!

 

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Kurt Hummel: Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya

 

Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty papa

 

Key Largo, Montego,

 

baby why don't we go,

 

Jamaica

 

Off the Florida Keys

 

there's a place called Kokomo

 

That's where you wanna go

 

to get away from it all

 

Bodies in the sand,

 

tropical drink melting in your hand

 

We'll be falling in love

 

to the rhythm of a steel drum band

 

Down in Kokomo

 

Blaine Anderson: Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take you to

 

Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama

 

Key Largo Montego,

 

baby why don't we go

 

Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo,

 

we'll get there fast

 

and then we'll take it slow

 

That's where we wanna go,

 

way down in Kokomo.

 

Martinique, that Monserrat mystique...

 

We'll put out to sea

 

and we'll perfect our chemistry

 

By and by we'll defy

 

a little bit of gravity

 

Afternoon delight,

 

cocktails and moonlit nights

 

That dreamy look in your eye,

 

give me a tropical contact high

 

Way down in Kokomo

 

Kurt Hummel: I love you Blaine (: Now off to the Hampton's for a weekend with the most perfect man on the planet.

 

Blaine Anderson: Who is he? Should I be jealous?

 

Kurt Hummel: He's relatively short, he's a dork but he is the hottest man alive…

 

Brittany : Harry Potter?

 

Blaine Anderson: lol

 

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Blaine Anderson: A soulmate is someone who has locks that fit our keys, and keys to fit our locks. When we feel safe enough to open the locks, our truest selves step out and we can be completely and honestly who we are; we can be loved for who we are and not for who we're pretending to be. Each unveils the best part of the other. No matter what else goes wrong around us, with that one person we're safe in our own paradise. Our soulmate is someone who shares our deepest longings, our sense of direction. When we're two balloons, and together our direction is up, chances are we've found the right person. Our soulmate is the one who makes life come to life. I love you Kurt, my soulmate.

 

Kurt Hummel: As you are mine love, no one can break us and if they try to shake us, I'll punch them in the face! - to much?

 

Blaine Anderson: You are so hot.

 


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