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Kurt and Blaine and Facebook: Not so bulletproof


T - Words: 1,606 - Last Updated: Feb 01, 2013
Story: Closed - Chapters: 35/? - Created: Jun 20, 2012 - Updated: Feb 01, 2013
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Blaine Anderson posted on Kurt Hummel's wall: I remember, trying not to stare the night that I first met you, you had me mesmerized. And three weeks later, in the front porch light taking forty-five minutes to kiss goodnight, I hadn't told you yet, but I thought I loved you then. And now you're my whole life now you're my whole world I just can't believe the way I feel about you, Kurt, like a river meets the sea, stronger than it's ever been we've come so far since that day And I thought I loved you then.

 

Kurt Hummel, Burt Hummel and 45 others like this

 

Kurt Hummel posted on Blaine Anderson's wall: The stars lean down to kiss you and I lie awake and miss you pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere cause I'll doze off safe and soundly but I'll miss your arms around me I'd send a postcard to you, dear cause I wish you were here I'll watch the night turn light blue but it's not the same without you because it takes two to whisper quietly the silence isn't so bad till I look at my hands and feel sad cause the spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly I'll find repose in new ways though I haven't slept in two days cause cold nostalgia chills me to the bone but drenched in vanilla twilight I'll sit on the front porch all night waist deep in thought because when I think of you I don't feel so alone.

 

Blaine Anderson, Wes Montgomery and 45 others like this

 

Blaine Anderson: I love you so much Kurt, happy one month anniversary!

 

Kurt Hummel: I love you too Blaine! Happy one month, want to go and get coffee?

 

Blaine Anderson: Always… Where are you, I'll come and get you?

 

Kurt Hummel: In Wesley's room, tutoring him in French, again -.-

 

Blaine Anderson: Poor Muffin :(

 

Kurt Hummel: Yeah, but I'm your muffin, so you better come and cheer me up (;

 

Blaine Anderson: Already on my way! See you soon love.

 

Wes Montgomery: Now I know why Jeff is always puking 'Klainebows' They literally radiate glitter and rainbows.

 

34 people like this.

 

Jeff Sterling: My point exactly…

 

Finn Hudson: Guys, stop complaining, we worked way too long to get them together for them to break up on us now.

 

Mercedes Jones, David Thomson and 98 people like this

 

Arite Freakin' Abrahms: Holla!

 

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Blaine Anderson is now friends with Sebastian Smythe

 

Kurt Hummel: Who's Sebastian? -_-

 

Blaine Anderson: Kurt honey, calm down. He's just a guy I met at the Lima Bean after you had to go while I was finishing up my coffee. No need to bring out the bitch glare (although, it is SUPER hot.)

 

Burt Hummel: Watch it boy, remember Mr. Shootey McKaboom.

 

Kurt Hummel: Wtf? ^

 

Carole Hummel: *facepalm* His shot gun sweetie.

 

Kurt Hummel: Really dad, you name your inanimate objects? :s you and Wes Montgomery would be really great friends…

 

David Thomson, Blaine Anderson and 56 others like this

 

Blaine Anderson: Anyway… he is just a friend no worries, now come and cuddle with me?

 

Kurt Hummel: Okay… be there soon :)

 

Cam Coopson: Kluddles and Klogs!

 

Trent Haldwood: Oh boy!

 

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Kurt Hummel went from 'in a relationship' to 'it's complicated'

 

The New Directions and The warblers dislike this!

 

Blaine Anderson: Kurt, don't do this to me :'(

 

Kurt Hummel: Blaine, leave me alone!

 

Blaine Anderson: Kurt honey, I am not cheating on you! Please don't do this too

 

Kurt Hummel went from 'it's complicated' to 'single'

 

Blaine Anderson: Kurt! Baby please! You are NOT single!

 

Kurt Hummel: Okay, then find my boyfriend who loves me and doesn't text other guys who thinks that his voice is 'liquid gold' and who says that they would be the cutest couple ever! And tell him I'm looking for him, and then I won't be single.

 

Blaine Anderson: Kurt, it's late just come back to our dorm and let's talk.

 

Kurt Hummel: I'm staying at David and Wes' I'll see you tomorrow, then you can explain yourself, I'm to Kurt right now, goodnight.

 

Blaine Anderson: That is the first time you have ever said goodnight without saying I love you…

 

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Blaine Anderson: Is looking for a reason to live now that Kurt won't talk to him.

 

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Kurt Hummel posted on Blaine Anderson'swall: Since I don't want to talk to you right now, here is so you know EXACTLY how I feel…

 

Been there, done that messed around

I'm having fun, don't put me down

I'll never let you sweep me off my feet

 

I won't let you in again

The messages I tried to send

My information's just not going in

 

Burning bridges shore to shore

I break away from something more

I'm not turned on to love until it's cheap

 

Been there, done that messed around

I'm having fun, don't put me down

I'll never let you sweep me off my feet

 

This time, baby, I'll be bulletproof

 

Blaine Anderson: Kurt! There is no need for this, YES it was wrong of me to lead Sebastian on, but I liked how he always complimented me, I wasn't thinking clearly. Please forgive me, I love you.

 

As life goes on I'm starting to learn more and more about responsibility

I realize everything I do is affecting the people around me

So I want to take this time out to apologize for things I have done

And things that have not occurred yet

And the things they don't want to take responsibility for

 

I'm sorry for the times I left you home

I was on the road and you were alone

I'm sorry for the times that I had to go

I'm sorry for the fact that I did not know

That you were sitting home just wishing we

Could go back to when it was just you and me

I'm sorry for the times I would neglect

I'm sorry for the times I disrespect

 

I understand that there are some problems

And I am not too blind to know

All the pain you kept inside you

Even though you might not show

If I can apologize for being wrong

Then it's just a shame on me

I'll be the reason for your pain and you can put the blame on me

 

Kurt Hummel: Blaine,

 

Blaine Anderson: Kurt, I LOVE YOU, not Sebastian the criminal chipmunk, I was wrong, I know that. But honestly we've been sort of not together for less than 24 hours and I am going insane, I need you. Please, forgive me?

 

Kurt Hummel: I'm coming home, I'll see you soon.

 

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Blaine Anderson is now 'in a relationship' with Kurt Hummel

 

Quinn Fabray: I'm so happy you guys didn't break up! Please don't do that again,, you almost gave us all a heart attack.

 

Rachel Berry: Yay!

 

Mercedes Jones: Good, now I don't have to cut Blaine, because that would be a shame, I like him (;

 

Blaine Anderson: *blushes*

 

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Blaine Anderson wrote on Kurt Hummel's wall:

 

Nobody wanna see us together, nobody thought we'd last forever

I feel I'm hopin' and prayin' things between us gon' get better

Men steady comin' after you, women steady comin' after me

Seems like e'rybody wanna go for self and don't wanna respect boundary

 

Tellin' you all those lies just to get on your side

But I must admit there was a couple secrets I held inside

But just know that I tried to always apologize

And I'ma have you first always in my heart to keep you satisfied

 

Nobody wanna see us together

But it don't matter, no

('Cause I got you babe)

Nobody wanna see us together

But it don't matter, no

('Cause I got you babe)

 

'Cause we gon' fight

Oh yes, we gon' fight

(We gon' fight)

Believe we gon' fight

(We gon' fight)

Fight for our right to love, yeah

(Right to love, yeah)

 

Kurt Hummel wrote on Blaine Anderson's wall:

 

Boy, you're my angel, you're my darling angel

Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby

Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel

Boy you're my friend when I'm in need, baby

 

Life is one big party when you're still young

But who's gonna have your back when it's all done

It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun

Can't be a fool, son, what about the long run

Looking back Shorty always mention

Said me not giving him much attention

He was there through my incarceration

I want to show the nation my appreciation

 

Boy, you're my angel, you're my darling angel

Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby

Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel

Boy, you're my friend when I'm in need, baby

 

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List of Songs Used in this Chapter (In order they appeared) –

 

Then – Brad Paisley

 

Vanilla Twilight – Owl City

 

Bulletproof – La Roux

 

Sorry, Blame it on me – Akon

 

Don't Matter – Akon

 

Angel – Shaggy

 

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