Blaine Anderson: I love me some apple juice. Yum. But not Dole apple juice, god no. Minute maid apple juice.

Santana Lopez, Nick ‘I love Jeffy’ Sterling, Lisa Tylerson and 45 other people like this

Kurt Hummel: I’m engaged to a 5 year old. Yikes.

Blaine Anderson: I would be offended but apple juice is fucking delicious, so I’m not.

Wes Montgomery: Language!

David Thomson: Blainey warblers do not sweat!

Trent Haldwood: Fuck

Jeff ‘I love Nicky’ Sterling: Bitch

Nick ‘I love Jeffy’ Duval: Shit

Cam Coopson: Fuck this fucking fuckery.

Wes Montgomery: I hate you all.

Nick ‘I love Jeffy’ Duval: No you don’t you fucking love us bitches!

Wes Montgomery, Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel and 34 others like this

Wes Montgomery: If only I were smarter….

Puck Puckerman: You’re Asian! You’re as smart as people get

Lauren Zizes: Racist Loser.

Kurt Hummel: Lauren when did you get Facebook o.O

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Burt Hummel: How to get red wine out of white dress shirts

Kurt Hummel: Dad? Uh, I think you meant to go to google…

Burt Hummel: Oh crap! How do I delete that before Carole sees it? I don’t want her to know, hence the google search

Carole Hummel: Too late.

Burt Hummel: Crap.

Kurt Hummel: I’m just gonna stay outta this…

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Finn Hudson: I love my girlfriend very much!

Rachel Berry likes this

Sam Evans: What’d you do?
Finn Hudson: What do you mean?

Kurt Hummel: He means why are you sucking up Finnegan…

Sam Evans, Santana Lopez and Sarah Mellenticollontinifer like this

Finn Hudson: Who is Sarah Mellenticollontinifer?

Sarah Mellenticollontinifer: I’m your lab partner Finn… since freshman year

Mike Chang: This is awkward

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Kurt Hummel: Stop changing the subject Finnocence..

Finn Hudson: Fine, I might have forgotten that we had a date last night

Rachel Berry: And forgot to call me causing me to wait two hours at the restaurant looking like an idiot

Finn Hudson: that too

Mercedes Jones: Ouch

Kurt Hummel: Classic Finn

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Kurt Hummel: I love my boyfriend very much!

Blaine Anderson likes this

Finn Hudson: What did you do!?

Kurt Hummel: Nothing…

Finn Hudson: LIES!

Kurt Hummel: Nope

Finn Hudson: then why aren’t people assuming that you did, like they did for me :(

Kurt Hummel: Because, you’re special Finny

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Santana Lopez: Wanky.

Kurt Hummel: No. Bad Satan.

Santana Lopez: Wankier.

Mercedes Jones: Leave them alone Satan before Kurt cuts you

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Santana Lopez: Wankiest.

Kurt Hummel: That’s it. I quit. Stop the world, I’m getting off.

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(Private messaging between Kurt and Blaine)

Kurt: I’m tired

Blaine: Me too

Kurt: Why is Algebra II a requirement to graduate again?
Blaine: Because politicians are dumb?
Kurt: Hey watch it, my Dad’s a politician (;

Blaine: Oh yes, how could I forget? My apologies

Kurt: You’re lucky you’re cute.. I forgive you

Blaine: Thank you sweet baby jesus!

Kurt: -_- rethinking that…

Blaine: Oh baby you know I love you!

Kurt: Yeah I know

Blaine: So tired?

Kurt: Yeah I didn’t sleep well last night.

Blaine: Why didn’t you say something? I would have rubbed your belly!

Kurt: You looked really cam and nice, it was cool seeing you like that. It’s nice to know I’m the only who ever will..

Blaine: You’re so adorable Kurt. And now I’m blushing in the middle of geo, thanks!

Kurt: You know my life goal is to make you blush

Blaine: mission accomplished.

Kurt: (;

Kurt: well I have to go, Mr. Toupee caught me.

Blaine: Mr. Toupee?

Kurt: Mr. Garrison’s nickname, Jeff and I figured out his hair is merely a wig…I wasn’t shocked..

Blaine: oh…. Well see you at lunch! Love you!

Kurt Hummel: Love you too!

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Kurt Hummel: When Mr. Toupee decides to make you write out lines after class for texting… #fml

Wes Montgomery: This isn’t twitter. Hashtags are for twitter, this is Facebook.

Kurt Hummel: #Sorry

Blaine Anderson: #Woops

Nick Cookies Duval: #UMadBro

Jeff Muffins Sterling: #IThinkHe’sMad

Cam Coopson: #ICanSeeTheVeinInHisHeadThrobbing

David #Thomson: #IsThisCruel?

Kurt Hummel: #no

Blaine Anderson: #iloveyouKurt

Kurt Hummel: #iloveyouBlaine

Trent Haldwood: #barfingrainbows #nobigdeal

Wes Montgomery: Fuck you all.

Jeff Muffins Sterling: WESLEY! Warblers don’t swear.

Wes Montgomery: I Hate you.

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Kurt Hummel posted on Wes Montgomery’s wall: #hiwesleyguesswhatyoucomplainedaboutususinghashtagsonfacebooksonowimonlygoingtotalktoyouusingthesehashtags #paybackisabitch #youwontfrapemeagain

Blaine Anderson, Cam Coopson, Brittany S.Pierce and 450 others like this

Wes Montgomery: Kill me now

Kurt Hummel: Muahahahahahaha

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Gavel McBangBang: Bang. Bang bang bang bangbang. Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang. Bang bang bang!

Wes Montgomery likes this

Everyone on Facebook: Huh?

Wes Montgomery: That’s gavel language! He said “Guys. I have a girlfriend. She is supermegafoxyawesomehot. I’m in love!”

Blaine Anderson: Congratualtions?
Gavel McBangBang: Bangbang.

Wes Montgomery: “Thank you”

Kurt Hummel: I need less creepy friends…

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