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Kurt Hummel is Engaged to Blaine Anderson

 

Jen Hummel, Kyle Anderson and 234 people like this

 

Burt Hummel:  Congratulations boys...I'm so happy for the both of you!

 

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Jen Hummel:  My favourite big cousin is getting married!?!?  Who's the lucky guy? (:

 

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Blaine Anderson:  That would be me!!!!

 

Jen Hummel:  Wow Kurtsie!  He's a cutie (;  and a keeper!!

 

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Kurt Hummel:  I know LTT

 

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Rachel Berry:  BLAINE ANDERSON YOU PROPOSED TO TO KURT WITH CALLING AN EMG (emergency girl meeting) FIRST!  OMFG.  I'M SO SORRY BUT YOU ARE NO LONGER AN HONORARY GIRL....! 

 

Kurt Hummel:  My fiancé just proposed to me and you're concerned because he didn't call you first... :'(

 

Rachel Berry:  Sorry Kurtsie,  CONGRATULATIONS Kurt and Blaine..!  (:  LTT Nowww....  Blaine Anderson are dead to me.

 

Blaine Anderson:  :'( *pulls out super ninja puppy dog eyes that no one can resist*

 

Rachel Berry:  Dammit Anderson!   YOU KNOW nobody can resist those eyes... You are forgiven!!!  But don't get married without telling me first!!!!

 

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Blaine Anderson:  I can't get married with out my maid of honor right?

 

Rachel Berry:  REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAALLLY BLAINNNERSSS.....?

 

Blaine Anderson:  Yup.

 

Kurt Hummel:   And Mercedes Jones will be my maid of honor!  (:  And Finn Hudson my best man?

 

Mercedes Jones:  OMMMMMMGG KURRRTIE AND BLAINNNE   ARE GETTTING MARRIED AND I GET TOO BE KURT'S MAID OF HONOR....... YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

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Finn Hudson:  I would love to be your best man dude!  Who's going to be Blaine's?

 

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Blaine Anderson:  Cooper Anderson?

 

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Cooper Anderson:  I would love too Squirt...! 

 

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Cooper Anderson:  That has a nice ring to it; Kurt plus Squirt!

 

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Santana Lopez:  WANKY OMG WANKY!!!!!!!  LTT CONGRATS LADY BOYS!  :D

 

Kurt Hummel:  no wanky.  but thanks Satan (:

 

Tina Cohen-Chang:  omg congratulations guys!  (: I'm so happy for you guys!

 

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Mike Chang:  Congratulations Guys.... but aren't you a little young?

 

Kurt Hummel:  Yes, but it's not like we're getting married tomorrow... It's just, you know a promise that one day it will happen.

 

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Quinn Fabray:  Oh my goodness Kurt!  I can't believe you're getting married!  I'm so happy for you and cannot wait to help you plan the wedding (;

 

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Kurt Hummel:  Thanks Quinne!  That means so much coming from you!

 

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Wes Montgomery:  omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg  I still cannot believe that our little Kurtsie Pie and Blainey-Boo are getting married!  Davie, Nicky, Jeffy their all grown up (':

 

David Thomson:  I know, I want our little baby pengiun and oblivBlaine back!  Soon they'll start it's okay to do adult things, and that is not okay!  No one can defile our babies!!!!  

 

Cam Coopson, Thad Haldwood and 45 others like this

 

Nick 'Klaine's Engaged' Duval:  I know :')  It seems like just yesterday they were obliviously in love with each other and now here we are!

 

Jeff 'Klaine's Engaged' Sterling:  OMG it's too soon!   They're still our little babies! :'(':

 

Blaine Anderson:   Dear Lord, Change your names please.  And David those 'adult things' you are talking about... yeah, happened a while ago, because as much as you'll all deny it.  WE ARE NOT YOU'RE BABIES!!

 

Cam Coopson:  YES YOU ARE :'(

 

David Thomson:  Ahhhhhh!  MY POOR VIRGIN EARS!

 

Kurt Hummel:  *snorts* Virgin... YAH RIGHT.  You see oh David one, yours and Wes' dorm is very close to Blaine and I's and we can here you guys JUST as much as you can hear us...

 

David Thomson:  O.O

 

Carla Thomson:  Congratulations Kurt and Blaine.  You two are a lovely couple.  And David and Wes, could you stop by the house later today we need to...talk.

 

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David Thomson:  Yes Mom.  Thanks for that Kurt -_-

 

Kurt Hummel:  No problem Davie! ;)   You should have just congratulated us and moved on like the others (;

 

David Thomson:  Con-

 

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Sam Evans:  gra-

 

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Wes Montgomery:  tu-

 

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Britany S.Pierce:  lations!!!!

 

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Kurt Hummel:  Wow thanks!  (:

 

Britany S.Pierce:  Who's going to be in the Wedding Party? :p

 

Kurt Hummel:  My Side;  Maid Of Honor:  Mercedes Jones  Best Man:  Finn Hudson

                                         Bridesmaids:  Santana Lopez, Jen Hummel, Tina Cohen Chang

                                         Ushers:  Nick Duval, Puck Puckerman, Jeff Sterling, Sam Evans

 

Blaine Anderson:  My Side;  Maid Of Honor:  Rachel Berry  Best Man:  Cooper Anderson

                                              Bridesmaids:  Britany S.Pierce, Quinn Fabray, Kim Anderson

                                              Ushers:  Artie Freakin' Abrahms, Wes Montgomery, David Thomson, Cam Coopson

 

Satana Lopez, Cam Coopson, Jeff Sterling and 65 others like this

 

Will Schuester:  Congratulations boys!

 

Kurt Hummel:  Mr. Schue, since I despise churches we were wondering if you would officiate it, because you've inspired me in so many ways and like a fantastic singing group once said 'my life would suck without you'

 

Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray and 34 others like this

 

Will Schuester:  I would love to it would be an honor!

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Kim Anderson:  Awww!  My little brother's getting married!!! EEEEEEEEP!!  ( He's such a cutie Blainers!)

 

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Blaine Anderson:  Thanks Kimmie, that's why I love him (;

 

Kurt Hummel:  Oh so you're only marrying me for my good looks? xd

 

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Santana Lopez:  I don't blame him, if I wasn't with Brit-Birt! (;

 

Kurt Hummel:  O.O

 

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Burt Hummel:  Choose your answer carefully Blaine :p

 

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Blaine Anderson:  I was only joking.  Kurt I'm marrying you because you are the best thing that has ever happened to me and I will always love you, you are the sun in my life and the reason I wake up in the morning.  I'm marrying you because I would throw myself infront of a bullet if it meant you would live to see another day and I would die a  thousand times before I let anything happen to you.  I'm marrying you because you are everything Kurt and no amount of time with you will be enough.  So let's start with forever. LTT

 

Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones, Sugar Motta and 348 other people like this

Kurt Hummel:  Oh.

 

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Burt Hummel:  Good Answer!

 

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