Hello Soul Mate!

This is a story that I am going to write just to get little ideas out of my head. It is going to be in Facebook format and focuses on Klaine. Please review, I will take prompts.

Kurt Hummel: On my way to Dalton Academy to scope out our competition, thanks Puck :./

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Dude you know I didn't actually mean that.

Kurt Hummel: Yah, well it's too late, I'm here. Wish me luck.

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Mercedes Jones: Be careful Kurt, and don't get caught!

Rachel Berry: And no fraternizing with the enemy!

Kurt Hummel: Honestly Rachel, the world is not full of Jesse's just cause you have bad choices in who you love doesn't mean me going to spy is going to lead to that. And thanks 'cedes I won't.

Kurt Hummel is now friends with Blaine Anderson and 2 others.

Blaine Anderson: Hey Kurt, Breadstix tonight, on me? ;)

Kurt Hummel: Sounds great, pick me up at 7? ;)

Blaine Anderson: Yes, 7 see you then!

Wes Montgomery: What the hell? Why are me and Davie 2 others? :s Are we not important enough to you Kurtsie?

David Thomson: Yah, Kurtsie! What about me and Wessy? :(

Kurt Hummel: 1) Are you sure you two aren't gay cause my gaydar is going *beep beep* 2) You have Facebook to blame for your to other status and 3) I just met you so your importunateness is yet to be determined.

Rachel Berry: KURT ELIZABETH HUMMEL! You are fraternizing with the enemy! This is going to end so bad… It's Jesse all over again.

Blaine Anderson: I don't know the whole Jesse situation thing but I would never hurt Kurt!

Kurt Hummel: Aw, Blaine!

Rachel Berry: Yah, well 'Blaine' I will believe it when I see it.

Kurt Hummel: Lay off crazy Rachel, Blaine and I are just friends. End of Story.

Brittany S. Pierce: Is Blaine a dolphin Kurt?

Kurt Hummel: I think Blaine should answer this one.

Blaine Anderson: Excuse me? Dolphin?

Brittany S. Pierce: DOLPHIN'S ARE GAY SHARKS!

Blaine Anderson: Ah Kurt? That still doesn't explain why I am one?

Kurt Hummel: She wants to know if you gay Blaine…

Blaine Anderson: Oh. Yes, I am! 100% dolphin!

Mercedes Jones: HE'S GAY! Kurt is he your boyfriend?

Kurt Hummel: No Mercedes, he isn't. You know just cause me are both gay, doesn't mean we are together. WE ARE JUST FRIENDS.

Mercedes Jones: Nuff said, I was just wondering.

Kurt Hummel: -_-

Mercedes Jones: Oh no! Not the Bitch Glare! *hides under rock*

Blaine Anderson: ahaha.

Kurt Hummel: At Breadstix with the one Blaine Anderson, having a great time!

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Blaine Anderson: Awesome time you mean*

Kurt Hummel: Yes Blaine once again you are right :)

Santana Lopez: Wanky, Wanky!

Kurt Hummel: No Satan. Not wanky at all.

Blaine Anderson: *facepalm*

Kurt Hummel: Get used to it.

Kurt Hummel: I am so sorry New Directions you know I have no other choice, this is a matter of my safety and I just can't stay.

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