Chapter 23: Text

Hi Kurt! – B

Hey Blaine…, aren't you supposed to be in class? – K

I wanted to talk to you –B

Are you ok? – K

Yes mom :) –B

Don't be smart with me! Who's with you? –K

Wes and David – B

How are they? Say hi for me! – K

They say hi back… They are good but they are arguing about Wess gavel! Whats a gavel Kurt? –B

Blaine I think you forgot to put the apostrophe (') sign next to Wes and what and It's a thing people use when they are doing meetings, and they want to get attention from everyone – K

No I havent forgot, I just dont know how to put it on the phone, Oh! Thats the evil weapon he uses to hit people –B

He hits people with it? –K

Yeah… thats what David says – B

Kurt laughed as he read that, imagining the scene. Mercedes looked up a little lost.

"What's so funny about World War 1?" Mercedes asked as Kurt blushed.

"You're talking to Blaine aren't you?" Mercedes said quietly. Mercedes grinned as she glanced towards Kurt's hands which were hiding his phone mysteriously under the table. The teacher wasn't even paying attention to most of the class so he could get away with it.

I miss you so much it's unexplainable, you're so breathtakingly beautiful, Wes and David are the greatest, I love you so much Angel – B

Mercedes laughed so hard earning glares from their classmates and teacher, while Kurt hid his phone.

"He sounds drunk," Mercedes grinned as she nudged her friend who glared back.

"Cedes! Quiet down, you're going to get me in trouble," Kurt whispered angrily.

This isn't Blaine, who stole his phone! -K

What do you mean it isn't me? You have no proof – B

Alright… what's your favourite song?

Teenage Dream? – B

Nope , 2 more tries –K

How the hell do you know I wasn't telling the truth? I sing it all the time! – B

Blaine never swears by the way Wesley – K

DON'T CALL ME THAT! –B

Busted – K

Hell isn't a swear word anyway! Oh and he really does like to burst out in song in the middle of working, we are trying to get him into the Warblers, but he says he isn't good enough – B (Wes using Blaine's phone)

Mhm don't worry I'll talk to him later about it… are you treating him well? - K

Gee…someone's over protective and thanks, but no wonder why he mopes about not being with you all day, of course Kurt; we aren't animals –B (Wes)

I worry about him ok, is there a law against caring about people? – K

We know that, Of course Kurt, we really like Blaine, and we're happy to give him the tutor that Mr Anderson requested, he's learning faster than we thought he would, this is David by the way, Wes is just in a bad mood because he lost his gavel –B (David now using Blaine's phone)

"Way to go Wesley," David rolled his eyes as they texted on Blaine's phone, just when Blaine walked in.

"DO NOT CALL ME THAT,"

"Do you want Blaine's boyfriend to think you have anger management issues?"

"I do not have anger management issues, I miss my baby,"

"It's a damn gavel Wes, get over it!"

"Hey not all of us gets over low romantic depression periods by singing songs. My gavel does that for me, and besides it was a gift that I cherish for eternity,"

"Do not give me another lecture about how you got the Gavel, Wes; I've heard it a million times!"

"What are you guys doing?" Blaine asked annoyed at the two boneheads using his new phone.

"Talking to Kurt,"

"Come on guys, give me back my phone,"

Awwwwww…..

"I mean it,"

"Wes, give him back his phone,"

"Joy Kill,"

"Shut up, Wesley," David grinned. Wesley pointed out his right hand and realised he didn't have his gavel and started moping again. Blaine took back his phone as David teased Wes.

Sorry Kurt! I have no idea what they said, but it wasn't me, it was Wevid! Miss you – B

Wevid? Don't worry Blaine I know it wasn't you, I caught Wes out :) –K

How? You've only known him one day! Oh and Wevid is Wes and David put together, they are particularly glued together– B

I have my ways, Oh by the way Blaine, I don't know why you had to wear gel today, I think you're curls look adorable – K

It was part of the school rules, it feels weird... pouts :( – B

When you get home, I'll help you get it off, now get back to class, you're going to get in trouble, – K

But my teachers are fighting again! – B

Tell them to knock it off, or I'll go Lima Heights on them, or better yet tell Wesley I can get him a date with one of the New Direction girls, if he actually does some work for a reward – K

3 mins later

David asked if you can get him one too - B

If they can prove to me that you've been working, then yes, I'm coming to pick you up with Dad -K

Okay they agreed, thanks Kurt, they stopped talking about Wes's gavel, they want to work straight away, love you - B

Love you too, tell them I ship Wevid! – K

I will ;) Xx Courage – B

I should be texting that to you! xxx

I like being the mentor xxxx – B

Fine, but be only my mentor :) xxxxx – K

Of course Kurtie xxxxxx love you – B

Oh and they claim to be straight xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx – B

Ahaha tell them that's a good one, don't start an X war with me mister, you won't win! now get working, I'll see you soon – K

"How's he doing?" Mercedes asked.

"You should know you basically read all the texts,"

"Don't be such a joy kill, Kurtie!" Kurt groaned at the name.

"Hey! Only Blaine can get away with that,"

"But I'm you're best friend! Besides, we particularly adopted that name, us new directions girls, I heard Santana using it at your house,"

"So that's where Blaine got it from, remind me to get Santana back next time,"

"Sorry Kurt, but I kind of created that name, I love it how my diva language can be spread so quickly,"

"Why Mercedes, Why?" Kurt moaned.

"Because I love you of course," Mercedes grinned.