Aug. 14, 2013, 11:37 a.m.
The Klaine Diaries
Dalton Academy?: Chapter 27
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Title: Dalton Academy?
Characters: Kurt H., Blaine A.
Summary: AU. Kurt and Blaine had been best friends since they were 9. Blaine suddenly moved the beginning of the school year leaving Kurt. Will Kurt ever find Blaine again? Will they become more than friends? Mpreg.
Genre: Romance, Drama
Rating: M
Multi-Chapter
Authors note: I changed some things in this story to make it more understandable:
1) Burt met Carole when Kurt was eleven.
2) Kurt never had his crush on Finn
3) Burt never had his heart attack
I think i have it all. If I missed anything just tell me and i'll add it to the list.
Chapter: 27
Dalton Academy?
(15 years old)
[3 months along]
*So here’s what you missed on 'Dalton Academy?' Blaine and Santana preformed the song 'Phone Sex' by Trina ft. Qwote. Blaine got Kurt turned on and Santana caught his boner. He then ran out of the room and told Blaine he felt humiliated. Blaine kissed Kurt and they had sex in the bathroom. Soon after they finished they found Santana and Puck leaning on the door saying that they are badass for having sex and all that Madness. Any who! On with the story*
"So! Day two for assignment week. We've already had one pair go and they were very inappropriate yet sexy. Let’s see if anyone could top that. Who's next?" Mr. Shue asked. Rachel raised her hand instantly.
"Kurt are you sure?"
"Yeah." Kurt said and limped towards the front of the room."
"W.A.N.K.Y! WANKY!" Santana yelled when she saw the limp.
"Santana quiet. You guys could start now." Rachel nodded to the band and began.
(Kurt)
Ohhhh...
I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada.
She couldn't be sweeter
I wish you could meet her,
My girlfriend who lives in Canada!
Her name is Alberta
She live in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother
And sucks like a Hoover.
I e-mail her every single day
Just to make sure that everything's okay.
It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada!
(Rachel)
Last week I was there, but I had the flu.
Too bad
'Cause he wanted to introduce me to you
It's so sad
There wasn't a thing that I could do
But stay in bed with her legs up over my head!
Oh!
"What the hell!" Finn yelled and pushed Kurt.
(Rachel)
I wish you could meet my boyfriend,
But you can't because he is in Canada.
I love him, I miss him, I can't wait to kiss him,
So soon I'll be off to Kurt!
I mean Vancouver!
Shit! His name is Kurt, she lives in Vancou-
Kurt pushed Finn Back and continued his final verse.
(Kurt)
She's my girlfriend!
My wonderful girlfriend!
Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada!!
“And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!” Kurt yelled and smacked Rachel’s ass. She turned around as soon as she herd the yelling.
"WHY WERE YOU SMACKING MY GIRLFRIEND'S ASS?" Finn yelled standing face to face with Kurt.
"WHY WERE YOU KISSING MY BOYFRIND?" Kurt yelled as the whole room got silent.
"So! That’s even more dirty then mine and Blaine's song... Well done Hummel. Well done." Santana said then started to clap. The applause slowly grew and they were cheering.
"Another inappropriate song. SEXY SONGS ARE NOT ABOUT SEX." Mr. Shue stated.
"What’s the key word in sexy?" Asked Blaine.
"Sex... oh"
"YOU KISSED BLAINE!" Rachel yelled.
"Go head Finn, Tell her about how you tried to break Blaine and I up."
"So! How bout them Lakers?" Blaine said with a clap of his hands as the awkward silence grew.
"Finn?" Rachel looked up at him with her eyes glossed. Finn looked down and didn't say anything.
"Don't tell me this is true?" Rachel said shaking her head. Finn stayed silent eyes glued to the floor. Rachel shook her head one again. "I guess... That were done... Sorry Finn." Rachel said shaking her head and walking outside of the room.
Comments
Hahaha omg that song was funny I love the songa they are singing so far and the actions that come along with them ;)
THEY( THE STUDENTS) R GETTING WEIRD WITH THEIR SONG CHOOSESSTILL A GOOD STORY