Kurt giggled as Dave crossed the 'finish line' conveniently located on one of his many ticklish spots. Dave smiled and backed up the toy and ran over it again. Kurt laughed and swatted his hand away,

"No more. I want to talk about names."

"I hate the name Ida..." Dave said,

"Agreed. Sounds like a drag queen." Collin said nodding.

"I find the name Persephone pretentious." Blaine added, getting nods of agreement from Collin and Dave. Kurt rolled his eyes,

"I meant names FOR THE BABY." The three boys chuckled as Kurt sat up, rolling his eyes the whole time.

"I like Rian." Dave said, stroking Collins hair. Kurt nodded and wrote it down,

"Always loved that name. Middle name?" Dave shrugged,

"Michael?" Collin provided. Kurt furrowed his brow as he said it to himself a few times: Rian Michael.

"I like it." He wrote it down and Blaine rested his chin on Kurts shoulder and breathed in the scent of strawberries and vanilla.

"What about Levi?" Blaine said against Kurts skin,

"Middle name?"

"Thomas." Kurt smiled, writing it down.

"Okay, so it's between Rian Michael, and Levi Thomas."

"Your kid's gonna be butch." Dave said, laughing. Collin nodded,

"They do sound kinda manly. Hey- at least no one can say you gave him a girly name."

"This is true." Kurt agreed. Collin sat up and dusted off the back of the black skinnys he borrowed from Kurt -not like he could wear them right now- and stood.

"Hey, could you two get lost for a little? I need to talk to Kurt alone." Blaine and Dave looked at eachother, puzzled and shrugged.

"Wanna get Finn and Burt to play two on two?" Blaine asked. The Hudmels had installed a basketball hoop above the garage door when Blaine moved in and they caught him and Finn trying to use laundry baskets as hoops in the living room. They found out because there was a different vase on the mantel one day when Carole came home form work.

"Yeah man, apparently we're not wanted."

"We'll call you when we want sex." Kurt said in mock seriousness. Blaine faked an insulted gasp and placed his hand on his heart,

"I am SORRY that's all I'm good for!" Blaine said, mock stomping out of the room.

"Look at that, you hurt Blaines feelings."

"Why aren't YOUR feelings hurt Dave?" Collin asked. Dave grunted and flexed his arms,

"Because I'm a MANLY man. I can take what EVER you throw at me. Because I'm tough!" Kurt and Collin laughed. Kurt threw a pillow at the bigger boy,

"Go play!"

After the two boys could be seen out the front window with Burt and Finn, Kurt looked to Collin,

"So? What did you need?" Collin worried his lip between his teeth and avoided Kurts big blue eyes. "Collin?"

"Tellmeaboutsex." Kurt eye brows rose to his hairline and he breathed out,

"Oh. Um... Well. What did you want to know?"

"Anything. Everything. I have no clue what to do." Kurt furrowed his brow 'this is going to give me worry lines..'

"Haven't you ever watched porn?" Collin shook his head and sighed,

"Never had a computer at my house. And I never had my own room any way." Kurt made a small O with his mouth and lent back a little.

"Well, I'm assuming you'll be receiving?" Collin looked confused,

"Receiving what?" Kurt cocked his head, 'He can't really be this in the dark, can he? I'm so being punked.'

"Um, you know, you'll be the bottom?"

"OH! Yeah.. yeah." Collin nodded and Kurt searched for the right words, but he could find none.

"You know Collin, David probably knows all this stuff. I happen to know he LOVES porn."

"I know, but I want to have a little knowledge. I don't want to seem totally in the dark." Kurt nodded, he remembered how he'd felt about his first time with Blaine. He's been so nervous, and had never really explored anything like it. Kurt made a happy sound as he figured out how to help Collin,

"Okay, I'm going to tell you what helped me. First: look up some soft core porn. That will help you figure out the logistics. Then, well. You have your own room so lock the door, turn up the music and finger yourself." He saw a look of horror spread across Collins face, "Seriously! It helped me get used to the idea of sex." Collin calmed down a little and nodded. Kurt slid his laptop over to Collin, "The password for my account is Mango34. My favourite porns are bookmarked." He said sheepishly. Collin smiled and took the laptop,

"Mango34? Really?"

"Don't ask."

Finn dunked yet another ball, but Blaine wasn't complaining, he was on Finns team. They were against Burt and Dave, and winning by two.

"What do you think they're talking about?" Finn asked. Dave shot from the three point line, drawn at the far end of the drive way and missed.

"Sex." Blaine said,

"Why would they talk about that?" Dave said, furrowing his brow, while checking the ball to Blaine after Burt scored.

"You said Collins a virgin right?" Blaine asked, Dave nodded and spun around Finn, dunking the ball and evening the score.

"Yeah,"

"Well he's probably wanting advice or something." Dave made a 'hmm' sound and took a drink of water,

"think we can go back in now?"

"Nope. Not until they get us." Finn sat on the grass next to Blaine and Dave,

"You guys have really simple relationships. I have to deal with chick drama." Blaine raised his eye brow,

"My BOYfriend is pregnant Finn. Pregnant." Dave nodded,

"And we have to deal with TWINK drama." Dave added, Blaine shuddered,

"Oh the wrath of a twink." Both boys cringed. Burt laughed and Finn looked confused,

"What's a twink?"

"Google it."