Darian Baker changed his name to Wade Adams.

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Rachel Berry changed her name to Rachel Hudson.

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Joel Richardson changed his name to Joel Richardson-Rhodes.

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Wade Adams is friends with Kurt Hummel-Anderson and Mercedes Jones.

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Wade Adams: Huh, I just learned my biological name.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: You were amazing at Regionals. And I'm not just saying that.

Mercedes Jones: Goes to show who's got the nerve around Jesse St. Sucks.

~5 people like this.

Jesse St. James: I should really fire you, Chunks McGrittle. But we won, so now I have no choice but to keep you.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: By the sound of it, you forced him into it.

Jesse St. James: Shut up.

Rachel Hudson: Kurt, what did we say about fraternizing with the enemy?

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: *sighs* How many times do I have to tell you this, Rach? Wade is not like the rest of those soulless automatons.

Jesse St. James: Rachel, why is your last name Hudson?

Rachel Hudson: Why do you think? J

Jesse St. James: NO! God…

Wade Adams: I think he's broken. He's sitting motionless at the computer.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Cheers, Rachel!

~Finn Hudson has logged on.

~Blaine Anderson-Hummel has logged on.

Finn Hudson: Hey, what's going on?

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: By the looks of it, your fiancée broke someone.

Jesse St. James: Fiancée? There's still time!

Wade Adams: Oh, he's moving again.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Jesse St. Sucks, you break them up and I will end you.

~12 people like this.

Satan Lopez: Can we just kill him now?

Quinn Fabray: I second that.

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Nick Duval-Sterling: Everyone, remember when Sebastian said he'd be nice? His niceness is over. He smacked me and Jeff.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Knowing you two, you probably deserved it.

Jeff Sterling-Duval: We were just messing around in rehearsals…

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Good enough of a reason.

Warren Rhodes: You two idiots may not know it, but I saw you making faces.

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: Nick and Jeff, I swear, you two are going to Hell.

Jeff Sterling-Duval: Thought you weren't religious, Joely…

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: I'm a Wicca, leave me alone.

Nick Duval-Sterling: So you're a witch?

Joel Richardson: In my case, I'd be a warlock, and no. You two watch way too much TV. Blaine lend you his Buffy DVDs?

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: No, what? What are you talking about?

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: Don't play dumb, Blainers. I know you kept the whole 40-DVD set of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in your dorm behind Flint's box of extra ties. I was only in there because I couldn't find my phone charger and I had been in your room the night before.

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: You little sneak.

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: Oh, cry me a river.

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Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Who knows what day it is?

Jeff Sterling-Duval: 'Cause it's Tuesday, Tuesday, gotta get down on Tuesday

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Jeff, sing that on any of our walls again and I will put up the video of you singing "Love Story" in a wig.

Jeff Sterling-Duval: You wouldn't.

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Try me.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Getting back to the point, it is the great Barbra Streisand's 70th birthday!

Rachel Hudson: All hail the great Babs!

~Kurt Hummel-Anderson and 30 others like this.

Nick Duval-Sterling: Blaine, you said you'd never speak of that video. Now you've got Jeffy all upset.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: And once again, Niff has managed to turn something completely normal into something about them? When will I learn not to try?

Rachel Hudson: Don't tell me not to live, just sit and putter.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter.

Wade Adams: Don't bring a cloud to rain on my parade

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: Don't tell me not to fly, I've simply got to.

Harry Freakin' Potter: If someone takes a spill, it's me and not you.

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Who told you you're allowed to rain on my parade?

Jesse St. James: And I bet you're still lacking Barbra's emotional depth.

Rachel Hudson: Shut it, St. James!

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Wade Adams: You know I'm really starting to regret joining Vocal Adrenaline. Maybe I'll transfer to McKinley.

~Kurt Hummel-Anderson and Mercedes Jones like this.

Jesse St. James: No, if you leave, we'll never win Nationals!

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Good! You deserve to lose, Jesse St. Sucks!

Jesse St. James: I'd beat that comment out of you, Hummel, but it's illegal for me to harm children.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: -_- -_- -_- -_- -_-

Nick Duval-Sterling: Uh-oh, Kurt's super bitch glare.

~Blaine Anderson-Hummel has logged off.

Mike Chang: This will not end well.