Not Another Facebook Fic
CouldIBeAnyMoreOfAGleek
Pics Previous Chapter Next Chapter Story
Give Kudos Track Story Bookmark Comment
Report

Not Another Facebook Fic: Pics


T - Words: 692 - Last Updated: Oct 27, 2012
Story: Closed - Chapters: 22/? - Created: Oct 27, 2012 - Updated: Oct 27, 2012
407 0 0 0 0


Niff Warbler changed his name to Nick Duval-Sterling.

!

Jeck Warbler changed his name to Jeff Sterling-Duval.

!

Kurt Hummel changed his name to Kurt Hummel-Anderson.

!

Blaine Anderson changed his name to Blaine Anderson-Hummel.

!

Quinn Fabray: Now confined to a wheelchair for an undetermined amount of time. I'll never be a Cheerio again. :'(

Artie Abrams: What about the guy who's been in one for ten years?

Quinn Fabray: Sorry, Artie, that slipped my mind.

Artie Abrams: Besides, Q, I have a song idea for Glee club.

!

Nick Duval-Sterling: I love my Jeffy.

Jeff Sterling-Duval: I love you, Nicky.

Joel Richardson: Gee, and they complain about everyone else's fluff.

~Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry, and 4 others like this.

~Kurt Hummel-Anderson has logged on.

~Blaine Anderson-Hummel has logged on.

Jeff Sterling-Duval: Kurt! Kurt! Kurt!

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Hyper needs to calm.

Jeff Sterling-Duval: Sorry. Tell us what else you've done that's awesome.

Finn Hudson: Kurt, you totally made the girls' performance of Bad Romance bearable.

Santana Lopez: Aha, there are the gay tendencies we were looking for! Now you can't deny it, Finn!

Nick Duval-Sterling: Kurt, did you dress up like Lady Gaga?
Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Me and all the ND girls.

~Rachel Berry tagged a picture of Kurt Hummel-Anderson, Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce, Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry, and Tina Cohen-Chang.

Jeff Sterling-Duval: Dude, Kurt's hot in that outfit!

Nick Duval-Sterling: Jeffy!

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: You actually saved those pictures, Rachel?

Rachel Berry: I still have Finn in the shower curtain.

Finn Hudson: Never show anyone that!

Wes Warbler: I see one very attractive girl in Gaga's bubble dress.

Tina Cohen-Chang: Alas, it is I!

Wes Warbler: You want to go out on a date? ;)

Tina Cohen-Chang: And yet, I am already taken!

Mike Chang: By her (quote) "hot dancer boyfriend" (unquote)

Wes Warbler: I just can't catch a break, can I?

Thad Warbler: No, you can't.

Wes Warbler: Shut up, Thad!

!

Warren Rhodes: Joel's starting to scare me.

Sam Evans: How?

Warren Rhodes: He's plotting murder, but I don't know who against. It could be me.
Joel Richardson: Warren, honey, I promise you're not the one I'm after. If it was, I'd have done it already. You caused me so much grief you should have been murdered at least twice. Besides, the plans won't go active for another 3 years or so.

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Who are you planning on murdering?

Joel Richardson: If I say his name here, I could be tracked down and I'll never get to do it, so you'll have to wait for the headlines.

!

Jesse St. James: All hail the new Vocal Adrenaline coach!

Darian Baker: I thank thee great St. James for giving me the lead.

Jesse St. James: Damn straight.

Rachel Berry: Well, seems like Jesse found a new gig.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: He's still Jesse St. Sucks.

~15 people like this.

Jesse St. James: You shouldn't be singing girl songs and then I wouldn't criticize you.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: I make my living singing girl songs. -_-

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Back off my boyfriend.

Jesse St. James: Oh, Hummel finally found someone? It's about damn time. I saw the way he was looking at me when I was going out with Rachel.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Doesn't beat the way you were looking at me during my run as a Cheerio.

Nick Duval-Sterling: Man, I heard the Vocal Adrenaline guy was a jerk, but I didn't know he was such a douche.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Hence the name we all gave him: Jesse St. Douchebag.

Jeff Sterling-Duval: Oh guys, I found this fanfiction where a lot of people got killed and Jesse St. James had his throat slit by Kurt!

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: If only I could do it in reality…

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: I want to see Kurt as a cheerleader.

~Santana Lopez tagged a picture of Kurt Hummel-Anderson.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: SATAN!

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Damn, I wish I knew you back then.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: *crawls into a hole*

Jeff Sterling-Duval: Holy crap, look at that ass.

Nick Duval-Sterling: JEFF!

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Now I feel all violated… :'(

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Keep your eyes on your boyfriend, Jeffrey.

End Notes: At the time that this was written, Wade had ceased to exist on the show and it was the day following this chapter's uploading that I found out his name; that's why the character is known here as Darian Baker.

Comments

You must be logged in to add a comment. Log in here.