Joel Richardson is married to Warren Rhodes

~42 people like this.

Blaine Anderson: And a beautiful wedding it was!

~10 people like this.

Sam Evans: You know, singing the Jonas Brothers at a wedding doesn't seem right.

~Rachel Berry logged on.

~Noah Puckerman logged on.

~Kurt Hummel logged on.

Warren Rhodes: Couldn't be any worse than you guys singing Lady Gaga's "Boys Boys Boys" at the gay bar.

Rachel Berry: You guys went to a GAY BAR?

Joel Richardson: Rachel, what is with you and talking in caps?

Niff Warbler: Don't worry, Rachel. Nothing happened. It was celebrity drag night. Oh wait…that's not good.

Jeck Warbler: Yeah, Puck went after the guy dressed as Mariah Carey.

Noah Puckerman: In my defense, I was drunk.

Kurt Hummel: I still think we should have gotten better reception for that song at the wedding.

Blaine Anderson: Kurt, really? We're going to do this online?

Kurt Hummel: It's more fun than just you next to me. By the way, Rachel, you shouldn't be complaining, seeing as how you got so drunk you kissed me.

Finn Hudson: She did WHAT?

Joel Richardson: And so the caps marathon begins…

Santana Lopez: Oh yeah, Berry got REALLY drunk and macked Porcelain on the mouth!

Kurt Hummel: So that's three guys and two girls that have kissed me. I got a good track record, don't I?

~3 people like this.

Blaine Anderson: What other guys…oh yeah.

Sam Evans: Just to be clear, I never kissed Kurt.

Kurt Hummel: No one's accusing you of anything, although I wouldn't have minded.

~Santana Lopez and Quinn Fabray like this.

Tina Cohen-Chang: Now the question stands…what guy besides Blaine kissed Kurt?

Kurt Hummel: I promised I wouldn't tell, so none of you even ask.

Finn Hudson: Who?

Santana Lopez: Who?

Joel Richardson: Who?

Mike Chang: Who?

Niff Warbler: Who?

Dan Milstead: I'm one.

Kurt Hummel: Shut up, Dan.

~6 people like this.

Jeck Warbler: So Blaine and Dan have kissed Kurt, and Rachel kissed him. Who's the other girl?

Brittany S. Pierce: Kurtie was the only boy I did not kiss in sophomore year.

Niff Warbler: That is hilarious.

~Jeck Warbler and 2 others like this.

Kurt Hummel: Nick, for once in your life, shut your damn mouth.

Niff Warbler: Such language and attitude from a Warbler!

~Blaine Anderson, Jeck Warbler, and 4 others like this.

Quinn Fabray: Wasn't that why you were all masculine, Kurt?

Kurt Hummel: I don't want to talk about it.

Harry Freakin' Potter: I know who kissed him!

Kurt Hummel: Stay out of this, Starkid!

Harry Freakin' Potter: It was…

David Karofsky: I did.

~Everyone's like WTF!

David Karofsky: That's right, everyone. I've finally come to terms with it. I'm gay.

~Kurt Hummel likes this.

Kurt Hummel: Congratulations, David. I'm proud of you.

Santana Lopez: Wait, is THAT why you transferred to Gay Central?

Niff Warbler: Not all of us are gay.

Jeck Warbler: Well, we are, and Blaine is…I think Wes and David are secret gay lovers, but aside from that, all the other guys are straight.

Wes Warbler: Jeff, come over to our room for a second.

Jeck Warbler: I don't wanna do a threesome!

Kurt Hummel: Gee, my congratulations now feels unworthy because the idiots went and made it about them!

Niff Warbler: We're not idiots.

Kurt Hummel: Well, you sure ruin the moment.

David Karofsky: Your 'congratulations' does mean a lot to me, Kurt. Thank you.

Kurt Hummel: You're welcome. And don't mind any of the Warblers, they're all mindless twits.

Blaine Anderson: *pouts*

Kurt Hummel: You know I wasn't talking about you. I love you.

Blaine Anderson: Love you too.

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Rachel Berry: Wicked with Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson was AMAZING!

~Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, and 7 others like this.

Finn Hudson: About time you guys got back. I'm starving. Mom and Burt went on some cruise and I've been home alone this whole time.

Kurt Hummel: Why didn't you hang out with someone then?

Finn Hudson: Sam was visiting his parents, Mike was with Tina, and Puck was with Quinn. Kurt, can you make me a sandwich?

Kurt Hummel: Damn it, Finn. I said it before and I'll say it again, I AM NOT YOUR WIFE!

Joel Richardson: Good God, Kurt's finally lost it. He's talking in caps.

Kurt Hummel: Shut up, Joel!

~Joel Richardson logged off.

Blaine Anderson: Kurt, baby, calm down please.

Kurt Hummel: *sniff* I'm just tired.

Blaine Anderson: *cuddles*

Kurt Hummel: <3

Jeck Warbler: Ack, so much sweetness! It makes my teeth hurt!

Kurt Hummel: Jeff, are you aware that I'm capable of more than what Joel has threatened you and Nick with?

Niff Warbler: Like what? 0_0

Kurt Hummel: Well, there once was a young man who was the kicker on his school's football team, and being a dancer, he was really, really good at it. His skills actually won his team their first game by doing "Single Ladies" on the field. Can you guess the name of this young man who can and will kick both you and Nick's butts down the Dalton stairwell?

Niff Warbler: You?

Kurt Hummel: Bingo.

Mercedes Jones: Kurt, remember the time we were Cheerios?

Kurt Hummel: How could I forget, 'Cedes? We won Nationals 2010 with me singing Celine Dion.

Jeck Warbler: You were a cheerleader too?

Kurt Hummel: You see, boys, there are things I never told you because, well, I didn't want to.

~Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez, and 11 others like this.