Kurt Hummel: Is going to see Wicked with Rachel Berry and Blaine Anderson!

~15 people like this.

Sugar Motta: And now I am super jealous.

Tina Cohen-Chang: Wait, are you guys going to New York to see it?

Kurt Hummel: Where else to see Wicked than New York?

Blaine Anderson: Ah, the joy of a 5-and-a-half-hour flight with my boyfriend snuggled next to me.

~Kurt Hummel and Mercedes Jones like this.

Joel Richardson: You know what's really fun? PDA on the airplane; Warren and I love doing it in random, crowded places.

Kurt Hummel: Joel, you have twisted ideas of fun.

Warren Rhodes: He's my literally insane fiancé.

Kurt Hummel: I noticed, seeing as how many times he pulled a gun on someone.

Sam Evans: He has that crazy look in his eye whenever he does that.

Blaine Anderson: Have you seen him when he does?

Sam Evans: Twice; once Sebastian was on his couch and Joel hid the gun; the second time, Joel had just pulled it on his old bully.

Joel Richardson: As much fun as it is to talk about my sanity, let's move on please.

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Santana Lopez: I'm a Barbie girl

                        In the Barbie world

                        Life in plastic, it's fantastic

                        You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

                        Imagination, life is your creation

~52 people like this.

Noah Puckerman: Hey, I don't remember you having a plastic crotch.

Santana Lopez: Quiet, man of little manliness.

Blaine Anderson: Aha, another Facebook argument. See what I mean?

Santana Lopez: Hobbit, did you know I saw you and Porcelain doing the dirty?

Kurt Hummel: Satan, what are you talking about?

Santana Lopez: I saw you and Frodo making with the gay in the choir room when you thought no one was there. And you were all over the piano.

Dean Easton: That poor piano, it takes so much abuse.

~13 people like this.

Dan Milstead: I know, right?

Kurt Hummel: Dan, what the hell are you doing here?!
Dan Milstead: Can't a guy comment on a Facebook status?

Blaine Anderson: Kurt, who is he?

Kurt Hummel: Ex-boyfriend who pulled a Jesse St. James on us last year, but he actually stuck with us.

Jesse St. James: Why is everyone calling the double agent thing on me?

Kurt Hummel: Because that's the way it is, Jesse St. Douche.

~Everyone in New Directions likes this.

Blaine Anderson: But ex-boyfriend?

Kurt Hummel: That bastard cheated on me and dumped me.

Dan Milstead: Kurt, you know I never wanted to hurt you.

Kurt Hummel: Pfft, yeah, right. You went crawling back to that slimy gel-headed douche. Not you, Blaine; I love your gel-head.

Jesse St. James: Dan told me you were being all neglectful.

Finn Hudson: Is he back? Please tell me he's not back.

Rachel Berry: Jesse, what are you doing here? You're not going to tear me away from Finn again.

Sam Evans: Kurt, this is the Dan you were talking about?

Kurt Hummel: Yes, Sam, it is.

Brittany S. Pierce: Yay, Mr. Schue's son is back!

Tina Cohen-Chang: Britt, just because he has curly hair like Mr. Schue doesn't mean he's his son. Besides, if he was, he probably wouldn't be such a jerk.

Noah Puckerman: St. James, you better get out of here before me and the guys kick your ass.

Jesse St. James: I'm so scared. I'm shivering in my designer boots.

Noah Puckerman: Finn, get Artie, Mike, and Sam into the truck and come over. We're going to get St. Douche.

Kurt Hummel: Finn, wait up! St. James, you will regret the day you said I shouldn't sing girl songs.

~Finn Hudson logged off.

~Kurt Hummel logged off.

~Artie Abrams logged off.

~Mike Chang logged off.

~Sam Evans logged off.

~Noah Puckerman logged off.

Blaine Anderson: And now we're alone…

Mercedes Jones: You know I have half a mind to go with the boys. He called me lazy.

Santana Lopez: And he was drawing a cat while I sang Amy Winehouse.

Finn Hudson via mobile: He said when I sing and dance, I look like a zombie who has to poop.

Artie Abrams via Android: And honestly, that's still hilarious.

~3 people like this.

Finn Hudson via mobile: Gee, thanks, Artie.