Santana Lopez: Here are the lyrics to my song for Sam Evans:

                        Guppy face, trouty mouth

                        Is that how people's lips look where you come from in the South?

                        Grouper mouth, froggy lips

                        I love sucking on those salamander lips

                        Wanna put a fish hook in those lips, so cherry red

                        If you tried hard enough, you could suck a baby's head! Whoo!

~30 people like this

Sam Evans: Santana! *embarrassed*

Mike Chang: Best original song ever.

Santana Lopez: Got that right.

Nick Warbler: Does he really have a trouty mouth?

Kurt Hummel: You wouldn't understand, Nick.

Jeff Warbler: I finished my song for Nick Warbler!

~Nick Warbler, Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, and Trent Warbler like this

Jeff Warbler: Okay, here goes.

                        One perfect moment

                        Just one humble stone

                        But oh, what a stone can do

                        It means that I have one love forever

                        And one love alone

                        A now and forever with you

                        Now and forever

                        As sure as the snow

                        As long as the ocean roars

                        I'll love you in a way that

                        I'll never begin to outgrow

                        I'll now and forever be yours

~Nick Warbler LOVES this

Joel Richardson: As amazing of a song as that is, Jeff, you did not write that.

Jeff Warbler: Shut it, Joel!

Nick Warbler: What's he talking about, Jeffy?

Joel Richardson: That song is from a 90s kids movie; it was sung by Barry Manilow.

Nick Warbler: Who?

Joel Richardson: Oh dear God. *facepalm*

Jeff Warbler: I've never even heard of Barry Manilow.

Joel Richardson: Barry Manilow, pop and disco artist of the 1980s? Have you heard of Mandy or Copacabana? Anything ring a bell?

~Nick Warbler and Jeff Warbler don't know what Joel Richardson is talking about.

Joel Richardson: I'm fighting the urge to smack you both right now for your lack of knowledge. Aw, the hell with it. *cyber-smack Nick Warbler and Jeff Warbler*

Nick Warbler: Ow, Joely!

Joel Richardson: You two go to YouTube and search for Manilow, and then come back and tell me what you think. Remember I know where you live. It's a nice nude picture of Jeff you have under your pillow, Nick.

Nick Warbler: How do you know about that?!

Jeff Warbler: Nicky?

Nick Warbler: He's just jealous of what we have because Sebastian screwed him over!

Joel Richardson: Oh, Nick, you are going to regret that. -_-

~Joel Richardson has logged off.

Nick Warbler: I'm scared.

!

An hour later…

Jeff Warbler: Nursing Nicky's black eye.

Nick Warbler: *sniff* Thanks, Jeffy.

Blaine Anderson: That was kind of messed up what you said, Nick. You know how sensitive he is about that.

Joel Richardson: Nick, I'm sorry but you really shouldn't have said that.

Sebastian Smythe: What did Joel do?

Joel Richardson: Why are you in this conversation? It has nothing to do with you. Go away.

Sebastian Smythe: I'd like to see you make me.

Joel Richardson: Smythe, I am not in the mood for your bullshit.

Jeff Warbler: Sebastian, please don't set him off. Nick already did.

~Joel Richardson has logged off.

Nick Warbler: Oh dear.

!

Finn Hudson is now in a relationship with Rachel Berry

~50 people like this

Kurt Hummel: Is this definite? Or are you two going to break up within a week?

Santana Lopez: Finny, have you told her about sleeping with me again?

Rachel Berry: EXCUSE ME?

Finn Hudson: Ignore her, Rach. She's just trying to screw us up. Santana, I only did it once and I didn't feel anything. Besides, you took my keys afterwards and left me at the motel. L

Noah Puckerman: She did that to me too. I had to hitchhike back. She's evil.

Santana Lopez: Ah, the first truth you've told in a long time, Puckerman!

Brittany S. Pierce: Santana, I need cuddles.

Santana Lopez: I'm coming, Brittz.

!

Kurt Hummel: Which movie should Blaine and I watch tonight? 'Moulin Rouge!' or 'Were the World Mine'? I haven't seen the second one. The girl at the video store said it was good.

Joel Richardson: I recommend the second one. It's pretty good, a little lame but it's still a musical.

Kurt Hummel: Done, we're watching 'Were the World Mine'.

Joel Richardson: Is this one of you and Blaine's movie nights? If it is, does that mean I can't come over?

Blaine Anderson: Joel, if you promise you won't start ranting again, you can come over.

Joel Richardson: Hey, Finn brought it up.

Finn Hudson: What'd I do?

Joel Richardson: You brought up the whole sparkly vampires thing when we watched 'Breaking Dawn'. That is one of the few things to sends me into a rant. I'm just sayin'.

Sam Evans: What about 'Avatar'?

Joel Richardson: Don't get me started on that either. Anything that has to do with James Cameron is enough.

Sam Evans: But you liked 'Terminator', remember when we watched that?

Dean Easton: Terminator's cool. Arnold's an okay actor.

Joel Richardson: Who are you?

Kurt Hummel: Hey, Dean, how are you?

Dean Easton: I'm okay, Kurt. How are you?

Kurt Hummel: It's movie night for me and Blaine.

Dean Easton: Nice. Anyone seen Rory? I wanna talk to him.

Rory Flanagan: Dean, what are you doing here?

Dean Easton: Rory, I moved back and I want to be with you again.

Kurt Hummel: Remind me how this turned to a game of This is Your Life?

!

Private messaging between Dean Easton and Rory Flanagan:

Dean Easton: I'm sorry I had to move, but my mom found a job in Cincinnati. I still love you.

Rory Flanagan: But you left me without a word.

Dean Easton: Rory, I'm so sorry. Please, I know I messed up. Trust me; I still haven't forgiven myself for what happened the first time.

Rory Flanagan: Can we meet at BreadstiX?

Dean Easton: Yes, please, Ror. Let's meet up.

!

Two hours later…

Rory Flanagan is in a relationship with Dean Easton.

~Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, and 20 others like this.

Brittany S. Pierce: Yay, my leprechaun is happy again.

Santana Lopez: As long as it keeps him away from Britt.

Rachel Berry: Rean or Dory?

Rory Flanagan: I like Rean.

Dean Easton: Agreed.