Kurt Hummel: I follow the night

Rachel Berry: When love is gone

Joel Richardson: Still you made your mark

Artie Abrams: Here in my heart

Kurt Hummel: One day I'll fly away

Tina Cohen-Chang: Leave your love to yesterday

Rachel Berry: What more can your love do for me?

Blaine Anderson: When will love be through with me?

Sebastian Smythe: You bunch of saps.

Nick Duval: Seb's just all upset because Kurt beat him up again. Jeffy and I love that song.

Jeff Sterling: It was fun seeing Seb get his ass kicked.

~Nick Duval and 5 others like this.

Sebastian Smythe: Jeff, you better shut the fuck up.

Nick Duval: Touch one blond hair on his head and I will end you.

Blaine Anderson: Can't we ever go one day without threatening to kill someone?

Kurt Hummel: Meerkat Face starts like 99% of those arguments.

Thad Harwood: Actually, it's more like 51%, Niff cause 49% of them.

Nick Duval: We do not!

David Thompson: Well, Nick and Jeff don't mean to. Sebastian, however, seems to live to antagonize Kurt.

~Kurt Hummel likes this.

Sebastian Smythe: If Blaine wasn't so damn hot, I wouldn't even be here talking to you jerks.

Blaine Anderson: Thank you?

Kurt Hummel: Slutpig, are you flirtin' with my man? I beat you up twice. Do you need another reminder?

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Rachel Berry: Met this guy at NYADA in the co-ed bathroom. OMG…

Brody Weston: Hey, Rach.

Kurt Hummel: And so ends Finchel.

Blaine Anderson: Is it Brodchel?

Finn Hudson: Who is this?

Noah Puckerman: Cue jealous Finn.

Blaine Anderson: Wow, he's hot.

Kurt Hummel: BLAINE!

Blaine Anderson: Sorry, baby, you know I love you.

Brody Weston: Sorry, guys, I'm straight.

Stacee Jaxx: No such thing as completely straight.

Brody Weston: Who's he?

Kurt Hummel: We don't know; he's some random guy who gets into our conversations.

Stacee Jaxx: I have a name.

Jeff Sterling: Yeah, of the rock star Tom Cruise played in Rock of Ages.

Nick Duval: I don't know why no one liked that movie. I thought it was fun.

Jeff Sterling: Wasn't as fun as Magic Mike.

Nick Duval: Very true. Remember how we were the only guys in the theater?

Kurt Hummel: Let me guess. You two caused so much trouble you got kicked out?

Nick Duval: Actually, Jeff was asked if he was gay.

Jeff Sterling: And Nick was the one who squealed when the guy in the Navy outfit came out

Blaine Anderson: That guy looks so much like Cooper, it's unbelievable.

Cooper Anderson: That's because that was me, Blainers.

Blaine Anderson: AGH!

Chandler Kiehl: So that one hot guy is Blaine's brother?

~Cooper Anderson tagged himself in a picture.

~63 people like this.

Tina Cohen-Chang: Holy. Crap.

Sam Evans: Even as a sorta straight man, hot damn.

Mercedes Jones: Agreed, baby.

Sugar Motta: Whoa…

Santana Lopez: Just look at that bulge.

Blaine Anderson: SANTANA!

Santana Lopez: Only speaking the truth, Hobbit.

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Chandler Kiehl: Did you guys hear? The gay guy in The Perks of Being a Wallflower is actually queer!

Stacee Jaxx: I met him. He's super cute and really nice.

~Chandler Kiehl likes this.

Nick Duval: Wasn't he in that movie we watched, Jeffy?

Jeff Sterling: Which one?

Nick Duval: The one about the kid who went all Columbine on his high school.

Jeff Sterling: Oh, that one. Yeah, I think that is him.

Kurt Hummel: That sounds incredibly depressing.

Nick Duval: It was really scary, like you weren't expecting the next thing to happen. I don't want to spoil it for anyone who hasn't seen it. What's the name of it?

Stacee Jaxx: We Need to Talk About Kevin.

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Sugar Motta: I saw Mr. Schue and Ms. Pillsbury at Starla's Café and he was saying something about doing a Britney Spears tribute. I love her!

Kurt Hummel: Oh, not again.

Blaine Anderson: What happened?

Kurt Hummel: What Coach Sylvester referred to a sex riot.

Tina Cohen-Chang: I think as long as Mr. Schue doesn't join us onstage again, we'll be fine.

Lauren Zizes: I wanted his adopted babies.

Santana Lopez: Dr. Howell was the finest dentist ever.

Rachel Berry: That wasn't as bad as the time we did Ke$ha.

Kurt Hummel: That was quite a week. You were going on a date with Blaine, the video on YouTube of Brittany hurling on you.

Rachel Berry: YOUTUBE?

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A few minutes later…

Rachel Berry: I had the video flagged and I want it taken down this instant.

Nick Duval: That was the funniest thing ever.

Rachel Berry: -_-

Kurt Hummel: Nick, don't piss her off even more.

Rachel Berry: What I want to know is who uploaded it.

~Stacee Jaxx has logged off.

Kurt Hummel: Busted.