Kurt Hummel is in a relationship with Blaine Anderson.

~Mercedes Jones, Joel Richardson, and 5 others like this.

Mercedes Jones: You finally got that man, white boy!

Rachel Berry: Now you can see what Finn and I share.

Kurt Hummel: Thank you, Mercedes. And Rachel, shut the hell up.

Sebastian Smythe: You know I'll have Blaine and the Nationals trophy by the end of this year.

Kurt Hummel: Sebastian, you shut up too. You're not ruining this.

Joel Richardson: Don't worry, Kurt. I'm like the only one who can control him. I'll keep him in line.

~Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, and 15 others like this.

Joel Richardson: Damn straight.

Sebastian Smythe: Why did I agree to friend all of you?

Kurt Hummel: Because you're an idiot.

~Everyone on Facebook likes this.

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Blaine Anderson: I love you, Kurt Hummel. <3

Kurt Hummel: I love you more, Blaine Anderson. J

Finn Hudson: Kurt, I want pancakes. Please, dear stepbrother.

Santana Lopez: Leave it to Doorknob to ruin a perfectly romantic moment.

Kurt Hummel: Why, Santana, I had no idea you actually had a soft spot.

Santana Lopez: And you won't be seeing much of it.

Noah Puckerman: She's right. It's like a once-in-forever kind of thing. She was usually off whenever I was on.

Santana Lopez: Shut it, Puckerman. Do you want them to know what I saw you doing with Photoshop last month?

Joel Richardson: What was he doing???

Noah Puckerman: Quiet, new kid!

Santana Lopez: Well, he was using a picture of Quinn in a Cheerio uniform pre-preggo, and put Rachel Berry's face on it!

Rachel Berry: WHAT?!

Noah Puckerman: She's lying! You know she lies all the time!

Rachel Berry: NOAH PUCKERMAN, IS THIS TRUE?!?!?!

Kurt Hummel: You've done it now, Puck. If you ignore her, it'll get worse.

Rachel Berry: WELL?

Noah Puckerman: Yes, Rachel…

Finn Hudson: Dude, what the hell are you looking at my girlfriend like that for?

Noah Puckerman: Dude, it was last month before you two even bothered to get back together.

Santana Lopez: I can't wait for Monday…

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Santana Lopez: I started working on a song. It's for my hubby, Sam Evans.

Sam Evans: Aw, Santana, that's so sweet.

Quinn Fabray: This doesn't sound good…

~Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Mike Chang, and 5 others like this.

Santana Lopez: All of you are just jealous because no one wrote songs for you!

Nick Warbler: Jeff Warbler is writing me something too! J

~Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, and Jeff Warbler like this.

Thad Warbler: Is it going to be like the last song he wrote for you? About how you two found love after spending 3 hours in a closet?

Jeff Warbler: That's not what it was about!

David Warbler: I remember specific lyrics: "Nicky, your brown eyes in the dark of the light/How I wish we could only be in the right/When you and I kiss in the dark/Your lips taste awesome, but only since…" something I can't remember.

Blaine Anderson: LMFAO.

Jeff Warbler: Shut up, Blaine!

Nick Warbler: I love you, Jeffy.

Jeff Warbler: I love you, Nicky.

Wes Warbler: *pukes rainbows*

Nick Warbler: -_-

Wes Warbler: That glare does nothing against the awesome power of my gavel.

Joel Richardson: How I miss them…