Joel Richardson: Drawn Together is the funniest show ever.

~33 people like this.

Kurt Hummel: It looks like crap.

Joel Richardson: So says the guy who watches Jersey Shore.

Kurt Hummel: Yeah, well, you're the one who watches Jonas L.A. when you think no one knows.

Joel Richardson: You said you'd never tell anyone about that!

Sebastian Smythe: Gee, and I thought Kurt was bad.

Joel Richardson: Sebastian, shut the hell up! Don't make me come over there and break your face.

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Joel Richardson: OMG, did you guys hear about what happened in Colorado?

Kurt Hummel: The shooting at the midnight show? It's so tragic.

Sam Evans: Wait, what happened?

Joel Richardson: Some guy went nuts, threw tear gas, and started shooting into the crowd at a midnight show of The Dark Knight Rises.

Sam Evans: Oh God, that's horrible.

Blaine Anderson: The update says 12 people are dead and 59 are injured. Victims ranged from 3 months to 45 years.

Dean Easton: Seems like Colorado houses the crazies.

Blaine Anderson: What do you mean?

Dean Easton: Well, about half an hour away is Columbine High School…

Joel Richardson: Really? Wow.

Stacee Jaxx: I nearly had a panic attack during the movie. It was during the shootout scene that the thing happened. I started looking around the theater and getting paranoid.
Sam Evans: Are you okay?

Stacee Jaxx: Yeah, thanks, Sam.

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Rory Flanagan: Facebook's boring.

Nick Duval: You're insecure, don't know what for. You're turnin' heads when you walk through the door. Don't need makeup to cover up. Being the way that you are is enough.

Jeff Sterling: Everyone else in the room can see it. Everyone else but you…

Joel Richardson: Baby, you light up my world like nobody else, the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed. But when you smile at the crowd, it ain't hard to tell.

Sam Evans: You don't know. You don't know you're beautiful.

Dean Easton: If only you saw what I can see, you'd understand why I want you so desperately. Right now, I'm looking at you and I can't believe.

Sebastian Smythe: You don't know. You don't know I'm beautiful. Oh, that's what makes me beautiful.

Blaine Anderson: Thanks for ruining the song.

Kurt Hummel: Hey, at least he admitted that he's really an insecure prick.

~6 people like this.

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Tina Cohen-Chang: Who's watching the Olympics?

~27 people like this.

Stacee Jaxx: Boring…

Nick Duval: How are the Olympics boring? There are tons of hot guys. Look at Michael Phelps.

Jeff Sterling: As jealous as I am that my boyfriend is looking lustfully at Michael Phelps right now, he's right.

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Noah Puckerman: Who wants to go to Vegas? I'll drive.

~5 people like this.

Kurt Hummel: I'm still a little hesitant about getting in a car with you at the wheel.

Noah Puckerman: Hummel, that was over a year ago.

Blaine Anderson: What happened?

Quinn Fabray: Puckerman took his mom's car and ran into the ATM, and then he took off with it.

Santana Lopez: As awesome as that were, you still missed out on Finn walking down the hallway in his drawers.

Finn Hudson: SANTANA!

~Santana Lopez tagged Finn Hudson in a video.

Blaine Anderson: Oh. My. God.

Finn Hudson: How did you get that?

Santana Lopez: Doorknob, they're called cameras. And I went through Coach Sylvester's stash.

Kurt Hummel: I don't know why I was ever attracted to that.

Sam Evans: Wait, what?

Kurt Hummel: Okay, confession time: I set up my dad with Finn's mom because I had this ridiculous crush on Finn at the time. I only wanted to be closer to him. *wink* Then there was what we now call 'the basement incident', which was quickly made up for with Finn in a shower curtain.

Finn Hudson: Kurt, please don't talk about that on here.

Kurt Hummel: Don't worry, I won't. As your stepbrother, I somewhat protect your privacy.

Santana Lopez: I remember that.

Brittany Pierce: I thought Finn was a Red Hot.

~Kurt Hummel and Santana Lopez like this.

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Joel Richardson: This December will be sad…

Blaine Anderson: Why?

Joel Richardson: My favorite show's getting canceled.

Kurt Hummel: Which one? You have so many.

Joel Richardson: Gossip Girl.

Sebastian Smythe: You watch that? You're such a chick.

Joel Richardson: Quiet, Sebastian.

Blaine Anderson: Besides, I seem to recall walking in on a certain someone watching High School Musical at one point.

Kurt Hummel: *stifles laughter*

Sebastian Smythe: Blaine, you didn't see anything. It was an illusion.

Kurt Hummel: Yeah, an illusion of you wanking to Zac Efron.

~30 people like this.

Sebastian Smythe: Hummel, just because you did it once does not mean you can beat me up again.

Kurt Hummel: Considering your fighting tactics, then yes, I can.

Nick Duval: I bet $10 on Kurt.

Kurt Hummel: Guys, I'm not fighting him again. He's not worth it.

Sebastian Smythe: I knew Hummel was really a coward.

Kurt Hummel: The only coward around here is the Zac Efron-wanking meerkat face. I drove an hour and a half to Dalton to kick your ass once, so why don't you drive out here so I can do it again? If you come out here, I will do it again.

Sebastian Smythe: Fine.

~Sebastian Smythe has logged off.

Blaine Anderson: I'll get the medical supplies.