Kurt Hummel: We're back on Facebook. Why were we gone?

Blaine Anderson: I don't know, but we're here.

Sebastian Smythe: Oh great, I thought I was the only one back.

Brittany Pierce: UNICORN!

Kurt Hummel: Hey, Britt. Where's Santana?

Santana Lopez: Right here, Porcelain.

Jeff Sterling: So what are we gonna do?

Finn Hudson: Weren't some people's names changed?

Chandler Kiehl: HI EVERYBODY!

Sebastian Smythe: There's the annoying pixie.

Kurt Hummel: Shut up, Sebastian, you arrogant piece of shit.

Finn Hudson: It's never good when Kurt actually swears.

Kurt Hummel: I am so sick and tired of him. Sebastian, why don't you do the world a favor and jump in front of a speeding bus?

Rachel Berry: Kurt, you've…wow.

Sebastian Smythe: Only if you push me.

Kurt Hummel: That's it. I'm going to Dalton.

Blaine Anderson: Kurt, wait…

~Kurt Hummel has logged off.

Blaine Anderson: Crap.

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Dean Easton: Is this limbo?

Kyle Travis: I don't think so. I think we're on Facebook again.

Dean Easton: What happened?

Dan Milstead: Where is everyone? Are you guys here?

Lukas Graham: I'm here.

Nathan Duval: So am I. Where's my brother?

Dean Easton: Where's Rory?

Lukas Graham: Where's Kurt?

Joel Richardson: Where's everyone else?

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Stacee Jaxx: Hello, everyone.

Rory Flanagan: Hi.

Dean Easton: Rory!

Rory Flanagan: Dean!

Dan Milstead: Jesse?

Jesse St. James: Hey, Dan.

Sam Evans: Mercedes?

Mercedes Jones: Sam, where have you been?

Chandler Kiehl: Hey, new-new friends.

Kurt Hummel: I'm back, and I took care of some long-overdue business.

Sebastian Smythe: I hate you, Kurt Hummel.

Kurt Hummel: Heard that one before.

Sebastian Smythe: Blaine, your little bastard of a boyfriend gave me a black eye.

Blaine Anderson: And with that, I commend him.

Kurt Hummel: I love you too, Blaine.

Nick Duval: Agh, fluff!

Kurt Hummel: Nick, don't make me come back.

Joel Richardson: We know he will if he has to.

Sebastian Smythe: Hummel, get back here and fight me like a man!

Kurt Hummel: Do you really want that, Sebastian?

Sebastian Smythe: Yes, I do!

Kurt Hummel: Okay.