Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Well, it's summer. What are we supposed to do?

Chandler Kiehl: Let's go see Magic Mike!

~Kurt Hummel-Anderson and Santana Lopez-Pierce like this.

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: I'm in too. Channing Tatum is the epitome of sexy.

Warren Rhodes-Richardson: *pouts*

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: Quiet, you. You're sexy too, but more in a schoolboy kind of way.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: *snickers* Schoolboy? No offense, Joel, but more like man-whore gay-bar regular.

~Nick Duval-Sterling and 16 others like this.

Warren Rhodes-Richardson: Shut up, Kurt.

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Mercedes Jones-Evans: People, Kurt's sweet 16's tomorrow. If you're not there, I will send Santana to hunt you down.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: 'Cedes, you know you didn't have to.

Mercedes Jones-Evans: I wanted to though. And you better look your best, White Boy; the TV crew will be there at 10am.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: TV crew?! You didn't…

Sam Evans: It was my idea.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Samuel Dwight Evans, you'd better sleep with one eye open.

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: You said you wanted to be on TV.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Yeah, but not on My Super Sweet 16!

Warren Rhodes-Richardson: Is Kurt gonna be like those girls on that show? Throwing a hissy fit on camera?

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Fuck you, Sebastian!

Warren Rhodes-Richardson: Once a Warbler, always a Warbler, eh? Huh, Warblers are dapper and debonair.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Yeah, like you're either one of those, Sir Sluts-a-Lot. Besides, I didn't know you were smart enough to use words like debonair.

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Kurt Hummel-Anderson: I do thank you all for the party, but there didn't need to be any damn cameras! And whose bright idea was it to invite Man-Whore?

Rachel Hudson: Well, we invited Joel, and I guess Sebastian just tagged along.

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: Sorry, Kurt.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: You're not at fault here, Joel, don't worry. Sebastian is just a manipulative douchebag.

Warren Rhodes-Richardson: I resent that.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Resent this.

~Kurt Hummel-Anderson tagged Warren Rhodes-Richardson in a photo.

Santana Lopez-Pierce: Wow…

Warren Rhodes-Richardson: HOW DID YOU GET THAT?!

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: I had some help.

Warren Rhodes-Richardson: Nick! Jeff! I'm going to kill you!

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Huh, and he was going to "conquest" me with that?

Jeff Sterling-Duval: So that's what it looks like. He always makes it sound bigger.

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: Let me just say, that's as hard as it gets.

Warren Rhodes-Richardson: JOEL!

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: What? It's true.

~Sam Evans has logged on.

Sam Evans: And once again, I've logged in at an awkward time. What the hell is that?

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Man-Whore's weapon.

Sam Evans: I say this as a straight man: Damn, that's small.

~85 people like this.

Warren Rhodes-Richardson: Fuck all of you!

~Warren Rhodes-Richardson has logged off.

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Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Kurt, baby, that was kind of messed up what you did.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: I watched the tapes this morning. He shouldn't have told the cameras that I'm a whiny bitch. He just lives to antagonize me. And so now I do not regret posting that photo.

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: Hey, Kurt, I wanted to apologize on behalf of my husband.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Again, Joel, not at fault, but I appreciate the sentiment.

Warren Rhodes-Richardson: Kurt, I'm sorry I told the cameras you're a whiny bitch.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: I need to see him grovel.

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: We'll be right over.

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Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Kurt, are you happy now?

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Yes, seeing Sebastian beg on his knees makes me feel better.

Warren Rhodes-Richardson: I hate you so much.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Love you too.

Finn Hudson: Why was he over again?

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Hose-beast needed to apologize for some unsavory comments that are now on TV.

Harry Freakin' Potter: I thought My Super Sweet 16 got canceled.

Sam Evans: My cousin's a cameraman and he said they were reviving the show.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: That reminds me to kill you. Blaine, stay here. You need not be an accessory to murder.

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: But Kurt…

~Kurt Hummel-Anderson has logged off.