Satan Lopez changed her name to Santana Lopez-Pierce.

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Brittany Pierce changed her name to Brittany Pierce-Lopez.

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Rachel Hudson: NATIONALS!

~20 people like this.

Santana Lopez-Pierce: We are so going to win this year.

Sugar Motta: Why am I working on costumes? And why are Rory and Joe in here with me? Not that I mind that my lovable ex being in the room, but still?

Tina Cohen-Chang: After my body-swapping dream, I discovered that just because Rachel gets the solos, it doesn't mean we all don't win as a team, 'cause we do. No matter what happens, we are going to win Nationals and finally earn the respect we deserve.

~Mike Chang and 10 others like this.

Rory Flanagan: Who was I swapped with in your dream?

Tina Cohen-Chang: Sam. And you were so adorable in that varsity jacket.

Dean Easton: My boyfriend is adorable no matter what he's wearing.

Santana Lopez-Pierce: Wanky…

Sugar Motta: I still can't believe I lost Rory to a guy.

Sam Evans: Sugar, did you know I dated Rory before you did?

Sugar Motta: OH MY GOD!

~Kurt Hummel-Anderson and Blaine Anderson-Hummel logged on.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: What's going on?

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: By the looks of it, Sugar just found out that she was Rory's first girlfriend.

Sugar Motta: You knew that he went out with Sam?

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: We kinda helped him get there.

Sugar Motta: Who is this Dean?

Mercedes Jones-Evans: She wasn't around the first time Dean and Rory were together.

Sugar Motta: The first time?!

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Nick Duval-Sterling: Who wants to go to Chicago with me and Jeffers to watch ND win Nationals?

~All the Warblers like this.

Trent Nixon: ROAD TRIP!

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Everybody, remember, if we see a bunch of very hyper boys in blazers in the audience, just ignore them.

Jeff Sterling-Duval: You don't love us anymore? *cries*

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Well, that depends on whether you'll all be yelling so loud you distract the audience from our singing. If you do that and cost us Nationals, I will release Santana to go all Lima Heights on your asses.

Santana Lopez-Pierce: Damn straight, Porcelain. And as long as Grimace and Blabbermouth keep their kisses off the stage, all will be fine.

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Sugar Motta via iPhone: God, this road trip to Chicago is taking FOREVER! And now I have no cute Irish boy to kiss.

Rory Flanagan via mobile: I wish Dean was here.

Dean Easton: I do too. Three days without you feels longer than when we weren't together.

~Kurt Hummel-Anderson tagged himself and Blaine Anderson-Hummel in a picture.

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: OMG, is that Blaine without gel?

Blaine Anderson-Hummel via mobile: Kurt, you said you wouldn't!

Kurt Hummel-Anderson via iPhone: I was bored.

Blaine Anderson-Hummel via mobile: That's the last time I let you sit next to Santana on a bus.

Santana Pierce-Lopez via mobile: Don't drag me into this, Hobbit. It was his idea.

Artie Abrams via mobile: Sam, stop poking me.

Sam Evans via mobile: Make me. You can't reach over the seat.

~Joel Richardson-Rhodes likes this.

Artie Abrams via mobile: Gee, thanks, Joel.

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: No problem, Artie.

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Nick Duval-Sterling via mobile: Damn, that Vocal Adrenaline chick is bringing out the last shreds of heterosexuality left in me.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson via iPhone: Nick, you know that's really a boy, right? His name is Wade.

Nick Duval-Sterling via mobile: Really? I was convinced.

Jeff Sterling-Duval via mobile: Ignoring my boyfriend's ludicrous comments, you guys were amazing.

Santana Lopez-Pierce via mobile: I was, wasn't I?

Warren Rhodes-Richardson via Android: Too much emotion on the Hobbit's part during Celine Dion.

Rachel Hudson via mobile: Shut up, Sebastian.

~34 people like this.

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: As opposed to my husband's views, Rachel, you were marvelous.

Rachel Hudson via mobile: Thank you, Joel.

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Sue Sylvester: Although they won, I still think Porcelain should've gone onstage as Porcelina.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Coach Sylvester, just because I'm gay does NOT mean I'm a cross-dresser.

Santana Lopez-Pierce: I would've loved to see Hummel in a dress.

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Well, it just so happens that I do.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Blaine Everett Anderson, don't you DARE!

~Blaine Anderson-Hummel tagged Kurt Hummel-Anderson in a picture.

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: That's payback for the prom photo.

Santana Lopez-Pierce: Holy crap!

Warren Rhodes-Richardson: Damn, Kurt, you make one hot woman. Just put a bunch of slutty makeup on, you could be Kim Kardashian.

Noah Puckerman: This may be the ONLY time I ever agree with him, but agreed.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: I hate all of you so much right now, especially you, Blaine Anderson, shame on you. No sex for you tonight.

Burt Hummel: WHAT?!

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: It was a joke, Dad.

Brittany Pierce-Lopez: Did Kurtie get a sex change?

Santana Lopez-Pierce: OMG, Britt.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: *fuming*

Santana Lopez-Pierce: Calm your fake tits, Porcelain. You know we all still love you.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Well, I do feel a little better now that Santana has proclaimed her love for us on Facebook.

~~Santana Lopez-Pierce has deleted her comment.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: So much for that.