Mercedes Jones changed her name to Mercedes Jones-Evans.

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Principal Figgins: Students, because almost all of you are on the Facebook, I have decided to post the prom court nominees here as well. For prom king: Finn Hudson, Rick "The Stick" Nelson, and Brittany S. Pierce. For prom queen: Missy Gunderson, Santana Lopez, and Quinn Fabray. Good luck.

Satan Lopez: Holy crap, I'm up for prom queen!

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Does this mean I have to coronate her?

Principal Figgins: Yes, Mr. Hummel.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: I wasn't even planning on going.

Brittany S. Pierce: My unicorn won't be there?

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Brittany, what is with this 'no hair gel' rule?

Brittany S. Pierce: Hair gel wasn't created until like 30 million years after the dinosaurs, so if you come with your head gelled, you will be denied entrance.

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: But I'll look like a crazy man. *pouts*

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Blainers, you know I'll love you no matter what.

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Private messaging between Quinn Fabray and Joe Hart:

Joe Hart: Why can't we tell your friends about you being able to walk?

Quinn Fabray: I will tell them when I'm ready. That's final.

Joe Hart: *sighs in defeat*

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Rachel Hudson: Anti-prom!

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: What's an anti-prom?

Rachel Hudson: It's for those who don't want to conform to the real prom.

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: I'm in. Can I bring my husband?

Rachel Hudson: I think Kurt's warning from Cooper's master acting class stands for this too.

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: He'll behave.

Nick Duval-Sterling: Are Warblers allowed?

Rachel Hudson: *mulling it over*

Jeff Sterling-Duval: Please, Rachel? We don't have a prom.

Rachel Hudson: Sure, but Kurt and Blaine have told me that you two are very hyper. Don't destroy the hotel room.

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Remember when you and Nick got kicked out of Walmart?

Harry Freakin' Potter: That's someone's fanfiction and it wasn't done by this author!

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Quiet! They may be watching!

~Everyone looks around shifty-eyed.

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Cooper Anderson: Remember, people, the cardinal rule of acting: pointing and shouting your lines in a dramatic scene.

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Oh God. *buries face in hands*

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Don't worry, honey. I won't use it on you.

~Blaine Anderson-Hummel likes this.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: OMG, I just remembered the hilarious thing. Sebastian getting hit at the master class was hilarious!

Warren Rhodes-Richardson: Shut up, Kurt.

Nick Duval-Sterling: Cooper hitting Sebastian was hilarious!

Jeff Sterling-Duval: I read the book Blaine mentioned. At least Coop didn't get all crazy psycho serial killer on Seb.

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: Normally, I'd tell you all to back off on my man, but I totally agree.

~Nick Duval-Sterling, Jeff Sterling-Duval, and 7 others like this.

Warren Rhodes-Richardson: Thanks a lot, Joely.

Joel Richardson-Rhodes: You're welcome, baby. J

Rory Flanagan: I wasn't watching, what happened?

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Sebastian made a snarky comment about the slushie incident.

Cooper Anderson: And so I smacked him upside the head.

~30 people like this.

Warren Rhodes-Richardson: I hate all of you.

Mercedes Jones-Evans: It was fun, but now Sam is pointing and shouting at everything.

Sam Evans: Baby, I want to be an actor.

Rory Flanagan: I want to meet George Clooney.

Cooper Anderson: He's an awesome guy, Rory.

Satan Lopez: I read that Kristen Stewart is a bitch. Tell us, is it true?

Cooper Anderson: She kinda is, but the REAL bitch is that Robert Pattinson. He follows her around like a puppy.

Brittany Pierce: Sanny, who was that girl in that movie we saw last night?

Satan Lopez: The redhead?

Brittany Pierce: Yeah, her. She's pretty.

Satan Lopez: Hotness Anderson, what about that Easy A chick?

Cooper Anderson: She's really nice. She's doing that new Spider-Man flick this summer.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Ooh, with that cute guy from The Social Network, right?

Cooper Anderson: Yep.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Damn, he's cute.

Blaine Anderson-Hummel: *pouts*

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: He's a celebrity, baby. It ain't gonna happen.

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Rachel Hudson: Prom queen, never have I thought that I would be prom queen.

Finn Hudson: With me as your king?

Rachel Hudson: Well, ever since I first saw you, I knew we'd end up together.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Bow before the queen and her king!

~Rachel Hudson and Finn Hudson like this.

Rachel Hudson: I love you guys.

Mercedes Jones-Evans: We love you too, no matter how much you drive us crazy.

Noah Puckerman: I can't believe you all took off during the anti-prom. It was just me, Becky, and those damn Warblers. Those Warblers wouldn't shut up, even after I threatened to beat them down.

Nick Duval-Sterling: Maybe if you weren't such a jerk about it, we would've.

Kurt Hummel-Anderson: So much for asking them to behave.

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Quinn Fabray: Glory hallelujah, I can walk again!

Joe Hart: Quinn…

Quinn Fabray: I've been able to walk in mediation for a few weeks now. I wanted to surprise you all at prom.

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Rick "The Stick" Nelson: Can't believe I lost prom king to Glee-yotch.

Missy Gunderson: You think that's bad? I've been dying to be prom queen since I was 6, and I lost it to Yentl, who wasn't even freaking nominated!

Quinn Fabray: Aren't you a junior, Missy?

Missy Gunderson: Yeah, why?

Satan Lopez: You still have next year. And a lot of us will be gone by then.

Missy Gunderson: Oh yeah. Cool.