Kurt Hummel is friends with Blaine Anderson and 5 others.

Rachel Berry: Kurt, why did you befriend the spy?!

Kurt Hummel: Rachel Berry, they're my friends. Don't you dare scare them away!

Nick Warbler: So this is the Rachel Kurt can't stop talking about?

Kurt Hummel: Nick, if you say anything, I will tell everyone about what I saw you and Jeff doing!

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Rachel Berry: Nick Warbler, what did Kurt say? ;)

Nick Warbler: He said you are the most talented and wonderful person he's ever met.

Kurt Hummel: I'm coming back to Dalton right now!

Nick Warbler: –runs and hides–

Wes Warbler: I have a bad feeling about this…

~David Warbler likes this.

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Nick Warbler: Is hiding out in Jeff Warbler's room because Kurt Hummel is on the prowl.

Kurt Hummel: Nick Warbler, didn't anyone ever tell you not to Facebook your location?

Nick Warbler: Crap! Gonna go find somewhere else to hide!

Finn Hudson: Kurt, when are you coming home? Mom and Burt went out and I need you to make me something.

Kurt Hummel: Damn it, Finn! I am NOT your wife!

Santana Lopez: Wanky…

Kurt Hummel: Santana, go proclaim your love for Brittany. We all know it's true!

Brittany S. Pierce: I love my 'Tana. J

Santana Lopez: Love you too, Britt-Britt. <3

Jeff Warbler: Lesbians???

Santana Lopez: Shut it, Warbler. -_-

Jeff Warbler: Dies from intensity of glare.

Sebastian Smythe: Are we playing hide-and-seek?

Kurt Hummel: Who the hell are you?

Blaine Anderson: Kurt, this is Sebastian. He just transferred to Dalton from France.

~Sebastian Smythe likes this.

Kurt Hummel: I just looked at his profile picture. He looks like a meerkat.

~Nick Warbler and Jeff Warbler like this.

Sebastian Smythe: At least I'm not the one who has a bad case of the gay-face.

Kurt Hummel: Could you be any more unoriginal?

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Joel Richardson has created a Facebook and is friends with Kurt Hummel and 20 others.

Joel Richardson: Hey, everybody! I'm now like most people, with a Facebook.

~Kurt Hummel, Nick Warbler, Jeff Warbler, and 3 others like this.

Sebastian Smythe: Why do I remember his name?

Joel Richardson: Hey, you're that Warbler that no one can stand.

Sebastian Smythe: Shut up.

Artie Abrams: Joel has da point yo.

Joel Richardson: What up, Artie, my homie?

Santana Lopez: Neither of you two is black, so can it.

Sebastian Smythe: Oh my GOD, I just remember where I know him!

Joel Richardson: What?

Sebastian Smythe: Shit, I pressed enter.

Sebastian Smythe has logged off.

Joel Richardson: Oh well, he'll probably drop that bomb soon enough.

Nick Warbler: Nice to see you on the interwebs, Joely.

Joel Richardson: It's quite an honor to be friends with such great people, especially so soon after my transfer to McKinley.

Jeff Warbler: Wait, when did you transfer?!

Joel Richardson: Like last week. Where were you?

Thad Warbler: Probably making out with Nick in a closet. ;)

Jeff Warbler: Shut up, Thad!

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Joel Richardson: Wants Sebastian Smythe dead right now.

Kurt Hummel: Join the club. What'd he do to you?

Joel Richardson: Horrible things I don't want to talk about on Facebook.

Sebastian Smythe: Joely, I'm sorry for what happened. I just didn't want to tell you.

Joel Richardson: Shut it, Sebastian. Or should I say Warren? If you come near me again, I might just kill you with my bare hands.

Sebastian Smythe: You said you'd never tell anyone my real name –pouts–

Joel Richardson: Hey, everyone! News bulletin! Sebastian Smythe's real name is Warren Rhodes!

Noah Puckerman: That name's kind of lame.

~Santana Lopez and 6 others like this.

Sebastian Smythe: You New Directions people suck! Nick and Jeff, that includes you!

~Nick Warbler, Jeff Warbler, and everyone else on Facebook dislike this.