July 6, 2013, 3:06 p.m.
Some Klainely Musical Moments: The Cheerleader
T - Words: 912 - Last Updated: Jul 06, 2013 Story: Closed - Chapters: 13/? - Created: Aug 19, 2011 - Updated: Jul 06, 2013 717 0 0 0 0
“You sold your soul to the devil again” Puck stated. Kurt walked in full clad in Cheerio’s uniform and sat next to Blaine who had yet to pick his jaw up from the flaw.
“Yeah well when NYADA get a letter telling them they that I’m a hopefully a two times national title holder in cheerleading where I sang numerous solo’s I think it will give me a better hope to get in.” Kurt announced then signed looking at Blaine and chuckled.
“Cheerleading” Blaine said in a strangled voice. Kurt hummed affirmatively leaning over to whisper to Blaine who gulped comically and eyes smouldered at Kurt.
“So guys… Kurt what this” Mr Schuster said no hiding the venom in his voice.
Kurt sighed “Sue said we will win nationals this year if I sing again and two nationals titles would look better on my NYADA application three would look great” Kurt snipped the last part.
“Anyway I’ve been at practice for over a week and we have a performance tomorrow anyway so there’s nothing you can do about it.” Kurt sat back and felt Blaine’s breath on his neck whispering he chuckled and pecked Blaine.
“Kurt I think that’s subject discussion we need loyalty in here and last time you went to coach Sylvester-“
“I got protection from the jocks made great friends in the Cheerio’s and got to sing some great solo’s and win a national championship. I don’t see any bad points”
“Your betraying us to the enemy I think Sue is manipulating you like she did Santana” Mr Schuster shouted at him. Kurt looked shocked.
“You’re just angry because every time I asked you for help you shrugged me off Sue actually gives a crap about us not just the golden two” Pointing to Rachael and Finn “Plus she already knew I’d be back she had my uniform re fitted somehow”
A week earlier…
“That’s my deal Porcelain take it or leave it” Sue spoke with a smug grin lighting up her features.
“Fine, I’ll deal” Kurt begrudgingly murmured.
“Good to have you back Porcelain your uniform is in on the hanger behind the door” Sue spoke reading something and turning away from Kurt who looked bemused. He walked to the door and grabbed the uniform checking the size.
“Thanks coach. You know deep down I actually think you like us. Don’t worry I won’t repeat that I’ll be called crazy” Kurt wandered out the door hearing Sue mumble about evil wood nymph he shook his head and sighed.
Normal time…
“How can we be sure that you won’t give Sue info about us I’m sorry all the Cheerio’s have to choose this or Sue” Will’s tome was final.
“You know I want a garneted Nationals trophy not one that will never be” Santana and Brittney took their leave looking back at the door for Kurt.
“Yeah I need the title for NYADA sorry guys” He stood kissed Blaine’s cheek and walked to the door.
“I don’t see there being any point for me to stick around” Blaine got up and walked to Kurt who looked shell shocked. They whispered for a second (Kurt telling him to stay and Blaine saying he had another year) and walked out.
Mr Schuster turned to face the board “Well great 4 member down guess we’ll have to come up with something. Puck could you get Zizes” He turned back around to an empty classroom.
Oh crap!
The Next day
“All classes need to report to the gym immediately or I will torch every class room until you are all there dead or alive” A scream of panic and everyone bolted to the gym.
Sue stood in front of everyone with her megaphone “Now you insurable little rat’s here are my award winning Cheerio’s.
Kurt Santana Brittney All
PART ROCK
YEA
Wooo!!!!
LETS GO!!
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time [X2]
We just wanna see yaa!
Shake That !
In the club party rock look up on your girl
She on my jock non stop when we in the spot
Booty move away like she on the block
What the track I gots to know
Top jeans tatto cause I’m rock and roll
Half black half white diamino
Gane the money out the door
Yoooo!!
I’m runnin through these hoes like drano
I got that devilish flow rock and roll no halo
We party rock yea! that’s the crew that I’m reppin
On the rise to the top no led in our zeppelin
Hey!!!
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time [X2]
We just wanna see yaa!
Everyday I’m shuffelin
Shuffelin shuffelin
Step up fast and be the first girl to make me throw this cash
We get money don’t be mad now stop hatein is bad
One more shot for us
Another round
Please fill up my cup
Don’t mess around
We just wanna see
You shake it now
Now you wanna be
Your naked now
Get up get down put your hands up to the sound [X3]
Put your hands up to the sound [X2]
Get up [X9]
Put your hands up to the sound
To the sound
Put your hands up !!!!!
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good good good time
Chaos erupted as screams pierced through the short silence the Cheerio’s all swarmed around Kurt who gladly hugged he girls.
“Beat That William” Sue Screamed through the Megaphone.