“Rachel, Blaine is getting picked on by the new teacher. He called pudgy, and took the glee kids who are on sports teams out of rehearsal.” Kurt explained while he and Rachel left the fabric store getting supplies for the baby room.

“Yeah, Finn told me about a new athletic trainer. Blaine isn’t fat. Or pudgy.” Rachel laughed at the word.

“We need to put the new guy in his place.” Kurt said helping his best friend into the car.

“What are you going to do slushie him?” Rachel ask. Kurt just laughed as he made his way to the driver seat. “Lets bringing our boys lunch” Kurt said as he saw Mike's familiar white accord leave Nothing but Noodles.

“I have a plan. Talk to Sue about her wins and tell her how your favorite win was when I sang sophomore year. Tell her that since her nationals in New York there will be judges there that want to be would. I will talk to Finn about the unforgettable Single Ladies win along with every other time we won because of dancing. And boom Blaine has his team back.” Kurt smiled.

“You are an amazing husband.” Rachel said.

After taking Rachel home Kurt sat at the computer and searched things that make men sexy. A viral famous video came up. Kurt clicked the vlog and listened to the girl speak.

“People are always asking me what makes a guy sex even guys ask me what can I do to look sexy. Well here are my top 7 things that can make any guy go from eh to damn. 1 glasses. Who know why but adding a simple pair of frames to a decent looking guy can make a girl do a double take. 2 Don’t be afraid to dress it up. Nothing is sexier then a guy who can dress it up as well as down. 3 I don’t know if I can count this as one but guys with accents is a sure panty dropper. 4 lose the fucking axe, that shit stinks. Its ten times sexier just smelling like soap then fucking ” she picks up a case beside her and looks at perfumes “Instinct - it should smell like leather. In this case, we take “leather” to mean “metro-sexual cow.” Fever- As the name implies, it smells like illness and flop sweat. Vice - Smells like Don Johnson circa 1985 and a lifetime of poor decision making. Guys, girls do not like this shit. Throw it out. 5 learn a new language. Rosetta stone French Italian Spanish. All the languages of love. Learn one. You can say I don’t like you mother and we think its the sweetest sexiest thing ever. 6 love all animals. Can’t spend weekends rescuing penguins from oil spills then get a dog. Girls squeal when they see that shit. And last 7 I’m going to show you a picture of Alexander Scargsgard. Sexy right he’s tall majestic foreign. Now look at him with this little girl on his arm. Boom pregnant. I don’t know why but guys with kids on their hips just make that hotness meter explode kind of like your ovaries. Its call the dilf factor. Fathers are sexy. I hope that helped.”

Kurt paused it not caring how she said bye. He thought for a second. Glasses, accent language, clothing choices, fragrances, Blaine aced all of that at work. But a kid. Blaine has tons of pictures of Belle and Kris at his desk. But they are to old to get 'the dilf factor'. But Ashley is perfect. Kurt grabs his phone and calls Brittany who picks up after three rings.

“Brittany, hey! Blaine has been talking about not seeing Ashley enough why don’t you three come over this weekend.”

“Aww. I’m on my way to the school now. I'll bring ash with me. But Tana and I would love to come over this weekend.”

“Great. See you Friday.” Kurt hung up and leaned back, Rachel was right he is a good husband.