“Are you seriously asking me that?” Kurt said with a smile dancing around his lips.

“Yes.”

Kurt shook his head with laughter. “Look Blaine your getting old, I mean you're not the super tone boy I fell in love with 18 years ago, but your also not Finn.” More laughter escaped Kurt's lips as he thought about the beer gut starting to form on his brother in law.

“Is that yes?” Blaine said looking into the mirror again. His hairy chest was barley flat and as he flexed nothing changed. It was just there. He wrapped his arms around the sides and pushed all the fat together and preceded to giggle it.

"Stop that," Kurt stifled a giggle when her realized this was really bothering Blaine, he walked over to Blaine and gave him a soft kiss. “No your not getting pudgy.” Kurt held back laughter to continue, "But if you want to come running with me you can.” Blaine's face scrunched up. He hated running, but he should get back into shape. “What brought this on? You never care before.”

“Its the new athletic director.” Blaine said, letting his shoulders frump forward turning away from the gross image in the mirror. “He’s a real jerk. And he has gained the hottest teacher title. My title.”

Kurt bit his bottom lip and covered his mouth with his hand, hottest teacher? His voice came out in a high pitch from holding back his laughter. “I didn’t know that title meant so much to you.”

“Well I had it for so long. And the cheerios were talking about. You know that’s were I go for my school gossip, and Vanessa told me that Mr. Davis is the new hot teacher at the school and told me to watch out.”

“Your not bothered by the school calling to a 'hottie'?” Kurt questioned.

“No I mean at first but my girls taught me that is was a good thing. This is their last year.” Blaine said straying off subject.

“Now you have to explain it to me because I’m not getting it. ” Kurt said.

Blaine smiled, “Its like getting the sexiest man award in People Magazine, you get put in a category by the heads of the school. Cheerios, jocks, other selected groups including the glee club, all gather and vote hot or not among the faculty. Apparently I’m sexiest when I stressed because I forget to shave and my glasses with these stupid curly just make everyone fan girl over me. ” Blaine smile and continues, “so you get a score and it gets passed around school secretly once every semester. I have been #1 for 3 years. Finn is occasional on the list will has been on the list. But now its all over because this stupid blonde.” Blaine took a few steps back to sit on his bed.

Kurt let the Hot or Not List sink in for a bit. It sounded so familiar but he shook it off and sat next to Blaine. “Finish telling me about the Davis guy. ”

“Oh, well, his name is Brian Davis and came into the teachers lounge yesterday all big and buff. Tina invited him to sit down with us. He was nice at first but the more he talked the less I liked him. He was like the male Sue, who by the hired him first as the cheerio trainer then all around school athletic director.” Blaine paused. “Then Finn comes in with lunch burgers from Stake and Shake. And Brian started talking about heath issues and knocking mine and Finn lunch. You know Finn is a pro at letting things roll of his back. Look at his wife. I know Rachel gets on him for every little thing." Kurt waved his hand telling Blaine to continue. "So I listened to brain then he went from broad to just me. He offered to help me get back into shape. Tina quickly defends me and said I look great for my age. Then he called me pudgy and he is 4 years older then me.” Blaine let out a huff.

“Did he say anything to you today?” Kurt asked.

“Yeah, he came on my turf. Just walked right into glee club and told me to move the rehearsal time because he need a hour with the football team everyday till state. Then he added I could come work out with them. So now I lose 6 kids and I’m fat.”

“Did you talk to Finn about this. He remembers having to pick between Glee and football.” Kurt said.

“No Finn wasn’t here today, besides it wasn’t him it was Sue. She pulled her cheerios out for 30 minutes everyday. My club is falling apart and he hasn’t even been around a full week.” Blaine laid his head on Kurt's shoulder and pouted

“Tell Will, you know he chooses arts over athletics.” Kurt said.

“I will tomorrow. But I don’t know, I don’t want to create a problem between glee and athletics.” Blaine said. “Come on lets just go to sleep. I'll figure something out in the morning.”