2011
Oh god, you're such an idiot. Really you are. You'd never even had anything faintly resembling a relationship, and in one day you've messed up two! Well, sure, maybe you're being a little melodramatic, but seriously – did you really just sing Robin Thicke in the middle of a GAP store to a guy who would be classed a paedophile if the two of you actually had a relationship … which you don't … because you made the whole thing up in your head like an idiot?
And worse than that – you hadn't thought it could get any worse than that, but you were so wrong – you'd hurt Kurt, which is unforgivable in so many ways. Kurt, who you'd been trying so hard to protect, Kurt with his gorgeous voice, his flawless smile, those eyes that you could get lost in … And he likes you. He's always liked you … how blind can you be?
But now you're going to do a 'When Harry Met Sally' thing and, hey, don't they get together in the end?