"BLAINE!" Anna rushed into Blaine's room and jumped onto the bed. Blaine jumped up in shock.

"-Ryan Seacrest!" He looked around and saw that he was in his room.

"E News correspondent nightmare again?" Kurt sat up slowly, smiling angelically at Blaine.

"His teeth, they were so white…" Blaine looked at the mass that the foot of his bed to see Anna bouncing around in excitement. He was so happy that, on the one night he forgot to lock his door while Kurt was over, they were fully dressed. "Anna? What the hell?"

"Blaine! It's Halloween! I get to be a zombie today at school!" Anna was running around. When she realized that the boys weren't moving, she ran to Kurt's side and pulled on his arm. "Kurtsie! You have to help me with my zombie make-up."

"Alright Anna, I'm up." Kurt got out of bed and followed her to her room to help her get into her costume. "You are the only seven year old girl I know who wants to be a gory zombie on Halloween instead of a princess or something."

Blaine laughed as he got up himself. He looked in his mirror, "Jesus! If anybody looks like a zombie, it's me." He headed to the bathroom to do his morning routine. Once dressed and hair somewhat tamed, Blaine headed downstairs for breakfast.

"Ladies and gentleman, I present to you the terrifying, flesh hungry, and yet adorable zombie, Anna Banana Anderson!" Kurt announced to Katie, Blaine, and Nana.

"Brains! Must eat brains!" Anna came limping out, in her zombie outfit. "So, am I scary, or what?"

"Yes, absolutely horrifying." Katie said, laughing. She sat there in her Cheerios uniform as usual, only this time it was accessorized with a Charlie's Angels style utility belt a Lucy Lu wig. She was doing a group costume with her friends Meg and Jess. They were the McKinley Angels. Meg was in her Soccer uniform, belt, and Cameron Diaz hair. Jess was in her figure skater uniform, belt, and a Drew Barrymore hair. Blaine assumed that Justin was being their Bossley or something.

Kurt and Blaine decided not to wear costumes to school. Instead Kurt had on a black shirt, black skinny jeans, and orange converses. Blaine was wearing an orange t-shirt, jeans, and matching orange converses.

"Alright Hummel/Anderson brigade, time for school." Blaine rose from the table and handed Kurt a travel mug of coffee. They all headed to Blaine's car, the girls in the backseat. Blaine went first to Anna's school.

"Hummel/Anderson… I like the ring of it." Kurt said quietly to Blaine. Blaine smiled brightly and reached over to hold his hand.

They pulled up to Anna's school and Blaine turned to her. "Ok Anna Bear, remember, Katie is gonna take you to Trick or Treating tonight ok."

"But I want Kurt to take me!" Anna stomped her foot.

"Kurt and I are going to Westerville after school. Besides, you'll have plenty of fun with Katie and her friends. Don't you wanna hang out with the big girls?"

"Fine…. Bye." Anna climbed out of the car, waving.

"See you right after school Anna, Nana is picking us both up." Katie yelled after her. "What are you two doing in Westerville tonight?"

"The Warblers are having a party and we're going." Blaine said matter-of-factly.

"Fun. Just be careful, you two and alcohol doesn't seem like a good idea." Katie laughed as they pulled into McKinley's parking lot.

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After school, the boys stopped at Kurt's house to change into their costumes. "I can't believe you talked me into this costume! I look ridiculous." Blaine played with the velvet robe that he was wearing while sitting on Kurt's bed.

"Oh come on. Hugh Hefner is perfect for you. He's classy, rich, dapper, and you get to walk around in your PJs all night. Besides I thought you'd be happy for an excuse to gel your hair in to oblivion again!" Kurt yelled from the bathroom. He refused to let Blaine see his outfit until he was completely ready.

"Fine, whatever. Are you ready yet, we still have to drive all the way there." Blaine was antsy. He hadn't gotten to see his Dalton friends since the summer. He missed them every day but if he could do it all over again, he'd still choose going to McKinley with Kurt.

"All done! Ready?" The bathroom door opened and Kurt stepped out. He was wearing a black spandex long-sleeved shirt with matching black denim skinny jeans. Over the shirt he had a blood red corset with black lace that accentuated his small waist. His hair was pushed back and he was wearing a pair of red bunny ears on his head. Sewn to the back of the jeans was a red bunny tail. On his feet he had red and black lace flats. "Ta-da! I'm your playboy bunny!" Kurt hopped a little and scrunched up his nose like a rabbit would.

"You look amazing." Blaine was sure his jaw had hit the ground. Kurt was in a corset and spandex. And what was that nose thing? How can he be so sexy and adorable at the same time? He stepped closet to kiss Kurt when he noticed the penciled in freckles. "You darkened your freckles? That's so cute." He said placing a peck on the tip of Kurt's nose. He was secretly ecstatic that Kurt opted for flats so he didn't feel so short in his loafers.

"We look awesome! Let's go!" Kurt grabbed Blaine's arm and dragged him out of his room. "Bye dad. We're off to the costume party now." And they were off.

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"You're here!" Jeff threw the door open inviting them in to the foyer. Jeff lived the closet to Dalton and his parents were always in Europe, so most parties were held there. Kurt took in Jeff's outfit. He wore a blue polo stuffed in the gut, a pair of white slacks, and a skipper hat. Nick was standing behind him in white slacks, a red polo, and a first mate's cap.

"Who are you two supposed to be?" Kurt was thoroughly confused. Blaine chuckled, obviously getting who they were supposed to be.

"We'll give you a hint." Jeff and Nick started to sing a tune.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful trip

That started from this tropic port

Aboard this tiny ship.

Nick and Jeff started skipping around each other, arms linked.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,

The skipper brave and sure.

Five passengers set sail that day

For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

Their girlfriends came over as well, they were dressed along with the theme.

The weather started getting rough,

The tiny ship was tossed,

If not for the courage of the fearless crew

The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.

Jaymz, his girlfriend, and Trent came over dressed as the remaining characters, singing and dancing along. They pointed to each other when prompted.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle

With Gilligan

The Skipper too,

The millionaire and his wife,

The movie star

The professor and Mary Ann,

Here on Gilligan's Isle.

"Oh, I see… well I think it's time for a drink." Kurt pulled Blaine away from their utterly ridiculous friends.

"What can I make for you, babe?" Blaine asked when they reached the makeshift bar.

"Nothing too strong. I don't want to throw up at this party." Blaine filled a cup mostly with orange juice and a shot-worth of vodka. Kurt took a sip and nodded approvingly. Blaine then mixed himself a similar drink but with more vodka. They separated momentarily to mingle with their friends.

David, Wes, and Thad were dressed as the Three Stooges. Kurt thought it seemed appropriate. His favorite costume had to be Flint, though. He wore a toga, a large grey beard and wig, and was carrying a trident. He was the funniest Poseidon, Kurt's ever seen. There were a few guys Kurt didn't recognize, he assumed they must be new members. Kurt looked over and saw one of the new guys, dressed as a Mariachi musician, talking with Blaine. He didn't like the way this strange boy was looking at his boyfriend.

"Hey Blaine." Kurt approached Blaine and kissed him on the cheek.

"Hey Kurt, this is Sebastian. He's new to the Warblers." Blaine said calmly, wrapping his arm around Kurt.

"Oh hi. Are you a freshman?" Kurt asked the tall and quite handsome boy.

"Do I look like a freshman?" Sebastian winked at Kurt before turning his focus back to Blaine, more or less undressing him with his eyes.

"No, you look like you're eye fucking my boyfriend!" Kurt snipped.

"Kurt!" Blaine stared agape at Kurt.

"You're right, Kyle. I was. I mean, fuck, he's basically sex on a stick." Sebastian bit his lip, raking his eyes over Blaine's body.

"Are you fucking serious right now?" Kurt stood between this Sebastian and Blaine. "You can look all you want, but at the end of the day, he is all mine. Got it!"

"Whatever you say Kevin." Sebastian walked around them. He went behind Blaine and pinched his ass, causing the boy to yelp. "Whatever you say."

"Hands off ass!" Kurt's face was red with fury. "Oh and it's Kurt!"

"Babe, that guy's an idiot. Just calm down." Blaine calmly rubbed his shoulders.

"Just take me home."