Coopers P.O.V

"Blainers do you know what today is?"
"Umm… no." Blaine said shoveling a spoonful of Captain Crunch into his mouth.
"Valentines Day lovely." His eye widened.
"It-Its Valentines Day?"
"Yes."
"Shit fuck damn shit shit shit!"
"The cereal won't taste any different if you curse it out Blaine."
"No I just I forgot today was Valentines Day and I didn't get Kurt anything and it's our first Valentines Day together as boyfriends and god! Why am I such an awful boyfriend?"
"Well you can take off your eye patch today right?"
"Yeah."
"Do you still have your heart one?"
"Heart what?"
"Eye patch. You made it when you were high off painkillers."
"Yeah I have it."
"I have an idea." I said raising an eyebrow at him.
"Oh my god do I want to know."
"Yes, because it's super romantic and gooey and will knock the socks off your feet… oh wait you don't wear socks."
"Shut up while your ahead Cooper. What does this plan involve?"
"Well you were still invited to that party right?"
"Sugars party?"
"Sure."
"Yes I was invited."
"You know the song B52's Love Shack?"
"Of course I do, who doesn't?"
"Good…" I teach Blaine how to make a dramatic appearance. We call Sugar and tell her of our plans. She tells us she's a hopeless romantic and the idea is too damn great. I get Blaine an outfit and he's ready to go serenade Kurtsy.
Later Blaine comes home a little glum and I'm extremely confused.
"What's wrong? Didn't Kurt love it?"
"He did."
"Then what's the problem."
"Dave. David Karofsky is the problem!" Blaine screamed.
"What the hell happened?"
"He had been sending Kurt cute little things this entire week and I didn't even remember. Kurt thought it was me! Until earlier today when Dave revealed himself. God! He's a better boyfriend than I am and him and Kurt aren't even dating!"
"Okay Blaine calm down! One, you had definitely had right to forget considering you spent the week on pain killers and in a crazy amount of pain. Two, the only reason you were like that was because you jumped in front of Kurt for that slushy instead of him getting it, which right there makes you the best boy toy in the world. And three, is this the kid that forced himself on Kurt?"
"Yeah."
"Fuck, Blaine, Kurt is intelligent and astute, he won't get caught up in the stupid chocolates a boy got him. Especially since Kurt is one of the few men on the planet that actually watch what they eat and he was probably mad that he was given chocolates for they may mess with his flawless little figure."
"Are you looking at my boyfriends figure?"
"You look at my girlfriends figure all the time. Although nobody eye-fucks her like Kurt."
"That's not eye-fucking or checking out Cooper. We look at what she's wearing and Kurt is all for fashion."
"Well what if that was what I was doing to Kurt… I mean it's not everyday you see a man in a knee length sweater."
"Oh my god Cooper." Blaine shakes his head at me rolling his eyes.
"Feeling better?"
"Much. Thanks Coop. I don't know how you know what to say all the time but it always make me feel good."
"Thats the goal… squirt."
"Way to ruin a moment."