June 3, 2012, 1:33 p.m.
The Bucket List: All's fair in love and lust
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Kurt Hummel was sitting in AP Spanish Class when a sheet of folded lined paper made his was in front of him. He took a quick glance at Mr. Schue before turning to look at the person retracting their arm from his table. Santana nodded over her shoulder and whispered to him 'Not from me doll face, just following the instructions from your hobbit'. He turned to look at Blaine. He smiled at Kurt and mouthed open it before burying his head once again in the given work sheet. Kurt raised his eyebrow and turned back around to look at the sheet. He glanced up once again and kept his eyes on the atrociously dressed teacher as he slowly unfolded the note and flattened it down on the desk. Once he was sure it was safe to read, he allowed his eyes wonder down to scan Blaine's note.
Things I want to do (Our Relationship Bucket List):
Take you on a road trip. (Maybe to New York?)
Make a tent out of sheets and sleep in there overnight with you. (I did this when I was a kid. I had no one to experience it with though)
Use an entire disposable camera on you and only you. (I'll use them for a scrapbook or something)
Write cheesy poetry on post it notes and leave them in places you'll see. (You're the romantic)
Spend an entire day in our pajamas watching our favorite movies. (You'll enjoy it, I promise)
Buy cheap rings and pretend we're married. (Because we know it's bound to happen someday)
Drive around with you, looking at Holiday lights at Christmas time. (Oh, would you look at that! It's December 18th!)
Randomly bring you lunch to share when you are helping your Dad at the shop. (Picnics are romantic, right?)
Make you hot chocolate and gingerbread cookies on a snow day. (I'll have to ask mother nature to help me with this one)
Kiss you by a bonfire under the stars. (You're a good kisser)
Kiss you in the middle of a snowball war. (Okay, a really good kisser)
Wear your shirt to bed. (I'd like to have you wrapped around me when I fall asleep)
Get you to wear my Dalton hoodie. (You'd look extremely hot)
Make you cute presents. (Ooh Christmas present idea's…)
Try to describe our feelings towards each other in interesting ways (Metaphors and such...)
Say I love you to each other in 10 different languages (Seeing as I can speak seven languages...That won't be too hard)
Sing Karaoke together (What do you say? A romantic duet?)
Draw a portrait of you (We both know how good I am at art. Maybe you could be like Rose from Titanic ;D)
Get married. To each other. (I'm in love with you. I love you)
Go on a honeymoon that keeps getting postponed. (I just want to spend as much time with as possible, minus the interruptions)
Have a child with you. (I want to experience everything with you)
Write a letter to each of our children. Telling them what we want them to know about our lives and the lessons we've learned.
Go skinny dipping with you. (Have I mentioned before that my pool is heated?)
Just call you to tell you I love you. (Because you can't forget it)
Add to this list together.
Kurt felt tears begin to pool in his eyes and sent Blaine a quick text.
I want to do all these things with you. I love you.
A reply came from his boyfriend almost instantly.
Good, because you have one more to read. Take it from, Santana.
Kurt's face broke out into a huge grin and turned to Santana who handed him the note saying 'Wanky'.
Our Sexual Bucket List (None of these actually have to be done. Only if you want to):
Have phone sex. (Maybe when I'm visiting Family over new years?)
Use a vibrator. On you.
Have you use a vibrator. On me.
Be tied up.
Tie you up.
Have sex in a car. (Your car is bigger, therefore more space)
Join the Mile-high club with you.
Have sex on my wedding night. On the night of my wedding to you. (Best kind there is in my opinion)
Have sex on a boat. (Oh. Did I tell you? My family owns a yacht. I also know how to drive it)
Have sex in a body of water.
Play strip poker with you. (Caution, I am very good at poker)
Sex while taking a shower.
Sex standing up.
Sex against a wall.
Sex in the pitch black.
Sex in broad day light.
Making out with no sex.
Sex in a tent. (I blame Brokeback Mountain)
Blindfolds.
Sex in a foreign country.
Use ice.
Role play. (I quite like the idea of you as a student and me as a teacher. Of course that means you'll have to call me sir…)
Whipped cream.
A quickie in a skirt. (As much as I'd like to say I could, I don't think I could pull of wearing a skirt, Love)
Silent sex in a full house.
Sex in a Limo.
Kurt's face began coloring in a deep shade of red. He couldn't believe how non-chalant Blaine was being in sending him a note like this in the middle of class. He pulled out his phone once again and typed a message to Blaine.
All of those sound amazing. I just want to say that we are most definitely using my car because not only does it have more space, but the seats are also comfier. You failed to mention your family owns a boat, Have I told you that I enjoy going out on boats? Get on that, Anderson! I may not look like it but I am very experienced in playing strip poker. That's what girls night has done for me. My chances of losing are 1/10 so you better step your game up, Blaine. Sex against a wall? As long as I'm being the one held against it, I'm all for it. We both know you have the stronger thighs in the relationship. ;) You know what I always say Blaine? Fashion has no gender. I can't wait to do every single one of these things with you, Sir. X
He heard a choked gasp from behind him and turned to look at Blaine who was staring at him with un-naturally large eyes. Kurt smirked and winked at his boyfriend before turning back to his work, stuffing the two notes into his folder. He spent the rest of the class wondering which of the items on the lists Blaine was going to ensure happened, and when exactly he was planning on them occurring.